Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth
Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth
"I Love King Charles," the president said in a Truth Social post.
Trump swearing loyalty to King Charles wasn't in my predictions for this year
Dudes got fucking dementia
I thought he wanted to be a king, what a dumb dumb.
Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?
What the fuck? I know it's Donald Dump, but despite all the insanity happening since his inauguration this is the first headline that manages to surprise even me. Dude's talking about annexing Canada and Greenland on one hand, but then bows to the former UK colonial project? What?
GG Trump, I honestly did not see this one coming.
Welcome to reverse 1776. We are living in the twilight zone.
He's high, stupid, AND suffering from dementia.
Good lord, this is a strange timeline.
Lmfao what?
Actually, you know what, that’s a great idea orangeboi. Let’s go for it.
To the Brits: considering this is basically us coming back to you hat in hand, I think it’d be quite reasonable to exact some sort of penance from us. Perhaps we could surrender our President to the King’s tender mercies? Hell, you can just take the whole Republican Party if you want to make some old-school object-examples of what the appropriate treatment of fascists is.
an article from British tabloid The Sun reporting that King Charles III was making a "secret offer" to the White House, and that plans are in process for the U.S. to become an associate member of the international organization.
Ah yes, the classic cuck king making deals to give more power and alliances to a fascist. What can possibly go wrong? Let's ask Vittorio Emanuele III and Michael I of Romania.
This is why monarchy has to be destroyed, every single atom of it.
As non-functional as it is, we don't need to make it ten times worse. If this happens Elon and Trump will likely behave like they own the rights to every resource on the eastern members of CW.
Also trying to side with an openly fascist, sexist, racist president? King Edward III much?
So does that mean July 4th will no longer be a holiday?
The USA can join the Commonwealth by becoming a Territory of Canada. Just give us a sec while we change the rules on representation in the house of Commons.
I don't think even the UK wants Trump.
MABA - Make America Britain Again
British Royals playing the longest game. Now I halfway excpect the Spanish inquisition next...
I have no fucking idea what to make of this
If Russian speaking parts of Ukraine should be ceded to Russia by Trump's opinion, English speaking parts of the USA may just as well join England again.
I understand the plan now. America was great when it didn't exist
What is even happening
Am I the only one who things this is way more insane than 2016-2020? He did tell people to drink bleach but that is borderline stable.
The president shared an article from British tabloid The Sun reporting that King Charles III was making a "secret offer" to the White House, and that plans are in process for the U.S. to become an associate member of the international organization.
The idea to join the Commonwealth was first floated during that 2017-2021 term.
This is for real. Now Brexit makes sense.
Is that how we'll annex Canada? Get the crown to hand it over as dowry for our reentry to the Old Dominion?
I've seen this move. This is what I do in CK3 when my economy is about to crumble
you know what? fuck you *unrevolutionizes your america*
Wait a minute. If we do that, he can’t punish Canada. Then again he’s stupid. 🤷♀️
They already wasted the tea. There is no way to unwaste the tea.
This is a 4d move. You guys join the commonwealth under charles then once in all of us in the commonwealth see how much winning you guys are doing under trump and vote yo replace charles with trump
Fucking genius play if you think about it
The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that
Probably just an ingenious ploy to produce clean energy from the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.
No taxation without representation, but in reverse.
We have come full circle.
Only if the Red Coats take back the USA as their former colony and press fucking RESET.
Um... does he know what the Declaration of Independence is?
They always belonged together.
Both horrible neoliberal callous policies.
The old imperialist empire and the one that took over from them trying to catch up in warcrimes and death count.I don't think USians should fight this.
As pear shaped as the UK may be at the moment, it must be better off than all the nonsense in the US. Though there really is nothing in it for the Commonwealth, in any event.
Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.
Total loser who craves losses.
The commonwealth is just another club for countries like the G7 these days. A lot of countries have been joining recently.
the u.s. could join, as recognizing the crown as head-of-state is not a requisite for membership and has not been for decades.
the day the diaper in chief of the united states accepts the harare declaration (incorporated as part of the current charter) is the day scientists prove that rainbows are made from flying poptarts with cat heads.
On the bright side This is a better choice than bending the knee to Putin
So wait then we can join that weird low rent commonwealth games Olympics knock off? Fuck it why not let’s do it.
He's fucking trolling, goddamn you people believe anything
He's just shitting in the punchbowl, ignore him and hell play himself out.
He can start by fetching out all that tea they dumped in the Boston harbour
Wait is this the real reason he wants to take Canada? So he can return it to the brittish empire?
Prob thinks that if he joins the commonwealth the can make himself a king or something
Seems pretty harmless. Especially if it is used to forget about threats made. What am I missing?
Don't even bother reporting this drivel.
Someone's favorite Hamilton character is showing.
If the US became a british commonwealth before 2016, trump would probably never have became the head of government, since there would be more than 2 parties and much less extremism.