SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE

You're just mad we all have a girlfriend.

Impressive she has the time for all of us!
- She's federated.
- She's a real go-getter, that one.

Good, don't ask.
- Don't listen to him, OP! ASK!
!nicole@feddit.org
- Please someone create. I know it's run its course, but it would be great to let some folks create Nicole memes to preserve it for future generations to enjoy. Just like Dat Boi.

Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.

Those who weren't blessed by her aren't allowed to address her by her proper title.
Well, I call her Fedi-Chica.

A few years from now people will have nostalgia about these early fediverse days and the weird and lame stuff like "the fediverse chick"

I'm glad I'm not the only one, lmao.

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven't received a message yet, I feel left out)

- Hey, that's my girlfriend you are talking about!
- Saving this image lol
I got a message from her yesterday and I had never talked about her before so I don't think you can summon her that way. I can forward you the message if that'll make you feel better. I'll be your Nicole.
- Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!
I only got her message on a new account I made recently
- My account is too old? You're telling me Nicole likes them young?
  
  I no longer like Nicole
Same here brother.
I've only received the spam once. I guess I do not qualify as an active Fediverse user. 😒

yes, rather post your enlightenment on !nicole@feddit.org

Sounds like someone's jealous...

Wtf did I do?

You first.

But seriously, it gets annoying, but at the same time it's the biggest scam on the fediverse right now that I know of. So I feel like a little visibility once in awhile (not 6 times a day) that lets people know about it is fine.

To anyone who knows: is there a way to filter out usernames containing that name? Like if I could block dms from my chosen instance, that'd be great. I've been getting 2-3 a week.

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

If it’s a rare Nicole you have to post it that’s the rules now. You have to. Promise if it’s a rare Nicole you’ll post. PROMISE
- I genuinely have no idea what a rare Nicole even is because they're all the exact same fucking thing. Oh look, here's what her message looks like in Boost. Hey, here's what her message looks like in Voyager. Hey have you seen what her message looks like in whatever that one that's supposed to look like Old Reddit because fuck u/spez but we can still pine for the good old days?
  
  But hey, sure. You know what? If I get a "rare Nicole" - and my assumption here is, like, she comes out as a furry, or sends indisputable proof of the true identity of DB Cooper, then yeah. Sure. I'll post it.
  
  At least it would be OC.
- Well that didn't take long. "She" must be watching this thread. Got two in the last hour. Exactly like all the others I've seen, though I didn't analyze all the ridiculous filter-avoiding spaces. Maybe "unique" from that angle, but certainly not "rare." Blocked the users, reported the spam, and just as soon as Lemmy supports deleting PMs I'll do that too.
You'll find your own Nicole one of these days.

someone's upset nicole hasn't reached out.

B-- But! I got a DM!

I just got one the other day too! I'm very excited to make new friends like Nicole on this website.
- :D Totally~

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I wonder how they bother to change the photo with a very similar but almost identical one but always copy-paste the same text, isn't the opposite way easier?

…also known as the fediverse chick

You keep her name outcha mouf!

Down voted for being esoteric.

The only logical approach here is to ban use the use of "Nicole" or "fediverse chick" across all instances and warn or ban anyone who upvotes posts that mention or vaguely allude to "her".

Does Nicole like that movie or something?
You want to be like Reddit?
- No, of course not. I was being sarcastic. I usually add a /s but this seemed obvious

We're talking about Nicole here?

And whenever Nicole's not in the meme, everybody should ask "where's Nicole"

Bro why u gotta bring up Nicole! /s

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Nicole post...

##NicoleDeservedBetter

No more unless she's made of beans.

And wearing jeans.

I love that man

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MAKE US WHOLE, ISAAC!

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You know what?

Now I'm not going to fix democracy.

I hope you're happy.

I'll die for Nicole.

I got three messages in the space of 36 hours, nothing before, nothing since.

Who’s Nicole?

A fediverse chick