The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made.

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

Put it in H!

I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.

Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.

You just need to seig heil harder, bro

It does that right before it locks you in and catches on fire

Yeah no this is sus. How is that screen so dusty when its a new car. I mean fuck tesla, their cars suck ass, but this doesnt make sense.

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

Cabin climate control system requires service.

Am I reading that right? Do you need a connection to an external service to turn on the air conditioning?

CyberSuck.

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

Ciphertruck.

It's waiting for its shipment of lemon-soaked paper napkins.

Send it back to russia Rusich Group

Cyberfuck?

Oh no! Anyway…

Elon deffo banned him 🤣🤣🤣

On a real tho bare people hating on Tesla once Elon got into politics, a lot of those people praising Tesla before that. EVs were always a shit idea in general, and he's been a fraud since day 1. There's more to life than just politics.

I guarantee you if he supported Obama's campain a lot of you sheep would still meatride Elon like all of Trump's cult members are.

Lol, why is this guy trying to talk directly to Elon? There has to be some other customer support option that would be more effective.

It’s a beast but it can’t even move.

"Your concern is closed." 😂