After 1 day of football, how would you rank the teams that have played?

My rankings:

1. Notre Dame 1-0
2. Southern Cal 1-0
3. Vanderbilt 1-0
4. LA Tech 1-0
5. Hawaii 0-1
6. UMASS 1-0
7. San Diego State 1-0
8. Jacksonville State 1-0
9. Ohio 0-1
10. FIU 0-1
11. San Jose State 0-1
12. Navy 0-1
13. UTEP 0-1
14. New Mexico State 0-1

I feel like I want to give UMASS #1 just for winning a game at all.