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DEI
Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.
I bet he teaches literature.
He's a big fan of Kafka.
Fucking DEI hires
Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you're in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby
I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank's brother... may have something to do with the privacy.
He does looks a lot like Tom Hanks: https://research.com/u/lawrence-m-hanks
Lol, it's real: https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks
Kafkaesque organisation.
ahem, that's PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much
Sugar.
In water.
More!
Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked
This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke
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