It's just too risky

Either way is a win for me

In a heartbeat.

Either I get a wonderfull lesbian wife who happens to be a tomboy or I get unlimited wishes and lose the concept of tomboys which isn't particularly close to my heart Its the most win-win of the win-wins

Can we not link to reddit's craptastic image containers?

This is a win win, with unlimited wishes id wish go stop time to be nice and productive, then id proceed to procrastinate to infinity

99.99% I get tomboy wife, nice.

If I don't, I'll just use my wish powers to get a medium-tiddy anime goth gf.

I don't push the button. Not after last time.

Never again.

I'm taking the risk.