A message to Newcomers! [META]
A message to Newcomers! [META]
First of all, Welcome! I'm genuinely glad you decided to join!
That said,
Swearing on Lemmy is actually mandatory and any posts found not containing any swearwords will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. These communities strive to reverse the damage done by algorithmically induced self censorship by requiring all participants to swear as much as possible.
Also, anyone censoring non swearwords like "dead" or "sex" that traditionally incur negative algorithmic interactions will also be sacked in addition to previously listed repercussions.
Thank you.
Fuck.
Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.
Free Luigi!
Suck my dick!
Fuck.
And a merry fucking welcome to you as well!
And sexy sex images!
Fuck.
Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?
i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.
but also, fucking... jesus christ dude 🤦♀️.
Lmfuckingaooo
There is just a text string for the inage when I edit in Connect.
What, it's not even porn 🥲 !
::: spoiler SpoilerTextSpoilerContent:::This shit is correct.
Hmm. We need a NSFW content format that is like spoiler text but like for NSFW stuff in a SFW thread?
Nah I don't know I dont like that either
Don't forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don't use the word "Luigi" in at LEAST 10% of all comments.
Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?
Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.
Fuck you.
No wait, fuck me.
dms open
Oh god. If I have to keep reading “unalive”…. fuck that dude. That starting popping up on reddit a lot out of nowhere.
Good God do I fucking hate the lobotomisation of our language to please algorithms that were made to please advertisers. The world is messy and gross if you want real people talking about the real world don't fucking try to hamfistedly sanitise everything they say.
Yeah, that was a bit too much. It's good to keep it nice but colorful language is called that for a reason, life is more beautiful with color.
Algospeak... changing the words to appease the almighty Algoritmo.
ThankFuck you TikTok and Youtube for that phenomenon.
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.
Always remember that Saint Luigi loves you.
Fuck soft language. Let's go back to calling PTSD shell shock.
Hey cunt, I'm new :)
Hey mate good to see you, enjoy your fuckin stay.
Fucking hell yeee bitch
Thanks, and fuck you too!
Luigi be praised!
Luigi!
We have to cuss??? Gosh darn it! Fiddlesticks! Gosh darn it to heck! So there! I feel better now.
Can I say "I hope Elon Musk dies and I can have sex with his corpse"?
You could send different stuffed pieces of his body to his baby mommas. At least he would show up then.
You might get banned from some instances / communities if you go too far.
But then again, you'd be glad to not be part of those.
Yk i was insanely sceptical regarding the whole “but it probably has like fuckall users” part of Lemmy, but it feels miles less pretentious and inauthentic than reddit ever did. Wild how much more pleasant it is.
My main hopes for Lemmy really are that we manage to get a large enough userbase that more niche things arent excluded and forced to go to reddit, and that is isnt censored.
As much as i dont like some viewpoints from some groups (like the people supporting russia in ukraine, trump supporters, general trolls), i think censorship is more damaging than productive. I just hope that we can have nice things and it doesnt turn into a cesspool of either the far left or far right circlejerking eachother.
I doubt we'd ever have censorship here on Lemmy based on my understanding on how it works. If one instance starts censoring, people would just move to/make a new instance which is all still connected.
Unless I'm fucking misinformed?
that is my understanding as well
Yeah no youre right. Theres still the chance of the major instance that everyone is using being censored but ig thatd be a temporary problem.
Welcome any new users! We've got memes on deck at !memes@lemmy.world and if you're a programmer of some kinds we got !programmer_humor@programming.dev to scratch that itch and be sure to drop a shit(post) off at !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world or if you want SCIENCE and memes head over to the wonderful !science_memes@mander.xyz or if you just want regular SCIENCE mander.xyz is full of sciency comms like !science@mander.xyz and !astronomy@mander.xyz . !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone is also nice this time of year, but you'll have to post before you can leave.
We're not without our cons though, biggest problem we have are probably the Tankies, but here they're mostly on the Tankie Triad lemmy.ml, lemmygrad and hexbear. For most instances you only have to worry about .ml, but on Lemmy you can do a personal instance wide block if you'd rather just not deal with them. If you want to see what they get up to from a safe distant check !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works
Lemmy.cafe is an instance that blocks the entire Tankie Triad
Don't worry about the .ml comment he made. Most people who try to use tankie as an insult can't define it anyway. Also, free Luigi. Fuck.
But also blocking lemmy.ml whole sale can really improve you’re overall experience, ymmv ofc.
Part of free speech is being allowed to self censor yourself if you like.
So fucking do it if you w***.
*aluigi.
Are you forking kidding me?
Oh shit!
Why can’t I say fork?
Because this isn’t the Bad Place
It's the internet
Yes you can fucking swear
Goddamn
My fucking kinda place! Fuck yeah 👍
thank you and fuck you! bring back niche communities, abolish censorship
You're a good cunt, you know that?
Fuck you I'll see you tomorrow
Edit: Ah, it's on Lemmy World, not Lemm.ee
Fuck shit cocksucker asshole
It's like a fucking forum for adults!
Ah shit dicks Luigi
Can we get a ruling on words that are ambiguously swear words like "piss"?
Thank you.
Fuck.
oh HI o/
I'm new here, yes, I don't like unneeded swearing, yet they are valuable to have.
Here is mine:
spoiler
Luigi
That's an honorific here, not a fucking swear. Try again.
Oh but this is the word to trigger so ffff many on the internet recently. Silly fuck is so popular word recently, we see fucks and sex and porn on cornflakes ads on tv... How something we see everywhere everyday could trigger anyone anymore?
but Luigi? This word is a fucking reason to get straight into a jail. Luigi makes strong and rich and powerful peoples tremble in fear, o yeah, totally powerful thing. We totally should use Luigi word more.
<here I wrote quite silly, dedicated insult for You, but sadly, rule 2 ask me to stay out of gore content, maybe another time. Please have a nice day>
Fucking sound off like you got a pair.
Welcome you bunch of fucking cunts, enjoy your goddamn stay!
Piss motherfuck asshole dick cheney
Welcome!
Welcome!Whalecum!
Fuck. I didn't see this before my first comments. Am I going to get banned? I swear I didn't know. I'll do better, I promise!
Don't apologize for fuck's sake! Haven't you learned anything? Now you will definitely get banned...
We can finally undo the linguistical nightmares of unalive, sewerslide and pr0n! Finally some good fucking suicide death porn again!
Don't forget "ahh" instead of "ass"
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me… ;)
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
