A message to Newcomers! [META]

First of all, Welcome! I'm genuinely glad you decided to join!

That said,

Swearing on Lemmy is actually mandatory and any posts found not containing any swearwords will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. These communities strive to reverse the damage done by algorithmically induced self censorship by requiring all participants to swear as much as possible.

Also, anyone censoring non swearwords like "dead" or "sex" that traditionally incur negative algorithmic interactions will also be sacked in addition to previously listed repercussions.

Thank you.

Fuck.

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Fuck you.

No wait, fuck me.
Fuck you I'll see you tomorrow
It's the internet

Yes you can fucking swear

Goddamn
You're a good cunt, you know that?
Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.

Free Luigi!

Suck my dick!

Fuck.
- I checked. He's good. Fucker.
- This would be important if a mod mate this post but OP is just a rando.
  
  There is not a single piece of profanity in this entire post, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
- And a merry fucking welcome to you as well!
Fucking hell yeee bitch
And sexy sex images!

Fuck.

Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?
- ::: spoiler SpoilerText
  
  SpoilerContent
  
  :::
  
  Hmm. We need a NSFW content format that is like spoiler text but like for NSFW stuff in a SFW thread?
  
  Nah I don't know I dont like that either
  
  General note for spoilers: ACTUALLY MENTION WHAT IT IS YOU ARE CONCEALING. State which season, which movie, which franchise, SOMETHING. Don't make me have to peek at the spoiler to determine whether or not it is something I have seen already, or if it is appropriate to view in my current setting.
  
  Thanks but it doesn't seem to work for images :-(
  
  This shit is correct.
- i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.
  
  but also, fucking... jesus christ dude 🤦‍♀️.
  
  There is just a text string for the inage when I edit in Connect.
  
  What, it's not even porn 🥲 !
  
  Lmfuckingaooo
Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.
Don't forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don't use the word "Luigi" in at LEAST 10% of all comments.
- Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?
Part of free speech is being allowed to self censor yourself if you like.

So fucking do it if you w***.
Welcome any new users! We've got memes on deck at !memes@lemmy.world and if you're a programmer of some kinds we got !programmer_humor@programming.dev to scratch that itch and be sure to drop a shit(post) off at !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world or if you want SCIENCE and memes head over to the wonderful !science_memes@mander.xyz or if you just want regular SCIENCE mander.xyz is full of sciency comms like !science@mander.xyz and !astronomy@mander.xyz . !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone is also nice this time of year, but you'll have to post before you can leave.

We're not without our cons though, biggest problem we have are probably the Tankies, but here they're mostly on the Tankie Triad lemmy.ml, lemmygrad and hexbear. For most instances you only have to worry about .ml, but on Lemmy you can do a personal instance wide block if you'd rather just not deal with them. If you want to see what they get up to from a safe distant check !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

Lemmy.cafe is an instance that blocks the entire Tankie Triad
- Don't worry about the .ml comment he made. Most people who try to use tankie as an insult can't define it anyway. Also, free Luigi. Fuck.
My fucking kinda place! Fuck yeah 👍
It's like a fucking forum for adults!
Lemmy? More like Lame-y. 😏😏
Are you forking kidding me?
- 👮‍♀️
  
  Oh shit!

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