Especially this Monday, which is the mondayest Monday because it got to you an hour earlier than you expected.
Not me, I slept through my alarm and got up at the time my body thinks is normal.
Started a new job today. Been sitting In a conference room by myself for a remote orientation while the mic cuts in and out and I try not to die from blahhhh
someone is placing bets on your itchy nostrils.
Because being unemployed feels even worse.
Why is gengar wearing a tie?
Because he's very important.
Casual Friday isn’t for 4 more days
Who are you? The Fashion Police??
Working during Ramadan is tiring. First week with all the students back.
One of the centrifuges let the magic smoke out so I get to lug that over to the equipment shop.
Edit: My workplace quite literally just implemented a hiring freeze. I'm glad I just got in, and I hope they don't fire me because I'm still probationary and it took MONTHS to get this job. (Started working here in November 2024)
Edit 2: I work in a university.
Edit 3:
Damn dont I relate to this so much. God, please, just give me a remote job. Me a year later: thank you for calling <company> support. My name is dis_honestfamiliar, how can I... Yes sir. No sir. Well sir... Umm... Goes on to explain how the product works in detail. Customer still asks a questioned on something I have already mentioned. Sends I formation again. Customer confirms. I asked for their feedback blah blah blah without mentioning my job depends on it.
It is indeed Monday, my dudes
The monkey paw curls.
Joke's on you, I'm a janitor at a high security facility working there when no one else is around at a time where if anyone in the world tried to reach me they'd be taken out by armed guards for tresspassing in a nuclear plant.
As an introvert they're paying me to spend a few hours in Heaven cleaning.
Would you have begged god for that job if you didn't have to pay for your food and bills?
me checking my email to see if musk has fired me yet:
I hate how accurate this is for a job that I used to have.
Hey that could be me in this image.
yeah, I'm "grateful" for it. Albeit, about as grateful as I'd be for a kick in the nuts instead of a bullet in the head.
I work for the state so we are off for spring break this week :)
I got 1 day and I work for a university. Its not so bad though, I was able to leave earlyish most days.
I don't even work Mondays normally, but here I am.
The trick is to never beg for jobs, beg for money.
Dang this hit so hard todyay...
