Rabbit? I'm a hare!

Too bad the tortoise joke doesn't work, because a tortoise is a turtle.

Did you just assume my species??

All of them are green. 🟢

Donkey ? I'm a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!

I read this using fire"fox".

ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten

Enter the librarian...

So who gets eaten?