GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID.

"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

MEDIC!

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!

I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.

SNAKE. SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!

ROCK AND STONE!

NOTHING'S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

SHAWN!!!!

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!

I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!

YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.

LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!!

I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

FINISH HIM!

YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

WOLOLO

THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

WOULD YOU KINDLY

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?

LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.

WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.

...

HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!

I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.

OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

SIGH, BAPANADA.

FRAMESHIFT DRIVE CHARGING

LOOK, WE'VE BOTH SAID THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET.

ZUG ZUG

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.

• Geralt - The Witcher 3

TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.

I AM SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDENS

NO FREE SLOTS IN SUIT INVENTORY

"UNITS RECEIVED"

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

28 STAB WOUNDS

WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.

MOLLY!

LISTEN, STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS DISTRIBUTING SWORDS IS NO BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ... YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME POWER JUST 'CAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU!

or

YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ARRESTING THE THIEVES' GUILD. I MEAN, WE'D BE AT IT ALL DAY!

WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES.

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

• GMan, Half-Life 2
• Michael Scott
• BigMoe

THAT SENTENCE HAD TO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!

WAKE UP MR.GORDON!!!!!!

GO FOR THE EYES BOO, FOR THE EYES!

WAKE UP MR FREEMAN

"LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY."

PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT

I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR.

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH!

A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS

RED WARRIOR IS NOW IT

GREEN VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY

WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL. THEY SHAPE OUR WILL. THEY ARE THE CULTURE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING WE PASS ON.

WORK WORK

HOW’S YOUR SISTER?

UNITS RECEIVED

POWER OVERWHELMING

WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!

WE'RE WATCHING YOU. SCUM.

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?

SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!

NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!

SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!

DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!

SIR, YES SIR!

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END

WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH

IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?

I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE

AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM

WHAT A SAVE!

STAND IN THE ASHES OF A TRILLION SOULS AND ASK THE GHOSTS IF HONOUR MATTERS.

THEIR SILENCE IS YOUR ANSWER.

HYAAA

I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!

CATCH A RIDE!

MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

you have died of dysentery

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

LEON!

“THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”

EXPLOSIONS‽

DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS

"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."

:::DOG GIGGLES::::

WORK, WORK, WORK

SHAZBOT!

NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE

I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!

UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!

HYA! HUH! HA!

THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!

I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS

MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?

SCIENCE COMPELLS US TO EXPLODE THE SUN

AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!

WORMSIGN SPOTTED!

DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.

WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME

YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"

VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.

STRIKE THE EARTH!!

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH

I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?

• MISTER TORGUE

DOOR STUCK!

DO A BARREL ROLL!

YOU SPOONY BARD!

YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!

AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!

BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?

WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.

RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!

GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET

I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.

SHAKE IT BABY 💵💵🍑

YMMEL!?

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.

YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!

PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)

ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.

YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!

THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.

DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?

SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

EXPLOSIONS! 💥

AND THE UNIVERSE SAID I LOVE YOU

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY

IT'S TIME TO GET WIERD

SILOS NEEDED

FUCK YOU, MISSILE

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DER KOMPASS IST NUN IM LAGERRAUM VERSTAUT

YOU ARE A DIRTY DIRTY SHISNO. HA HA HA.

ЧИКИ БРИКИ И В ДАМКИ

DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE

COR BLIMEY MATE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME POCKETS?