Trump says the U.S. will take control of Greenland 'one way or the other'

This all could have been avoided if one dude had better aim. 😑

Just casually threatening war with NATO. From Mr "yOuR ThReAtEnInG wOrLd WaR 3" less than a week ago

I'm still convinced he only wants Greenland because it looks big on a map.

Kinda incredible how quickly he pivoted from, "We're gonna stop spending billions on all these wars," to, "Fuck it, I feel like invading Greenland."

I still have my fingers crossed that RFK accidentally gives him some kind of super ebola that causes his anus to melt

I can't wait for the "Donald Trump hiding place" memes.

United states takes over Greenland. Greenland people not USA citizens. Deported coz not citizens.

Trump is making it unsafe for Americans to travel across the globe. Seriously if he keeps making these hostile statements some person with mental health issues will snap and attack American tourists in Denmark.

Looks like Denmark needs nukes.

I always see photos of him with the fist raised like that. Looks like he chose his own salute. Not surprising at all, but seeing it is still both saddening and maddening

Is it so he can give it to Russia as a forward operating base for future invasions?

Sorry I got a bone spur, cant join the (US) military.

(are they gone yet? 👀)

Need to prove to daddy Putin that you are worth keeping around, eh?

Seems like he's a terrorist.

Are we minions? Really? Like the entire USA doesn't have a way to remove this guy on a technicality at least? ....to be president you must also be 7ft tall or younger than 65y? Must fit thru a 12" wide slot without extruding internal organs? Something! Maybe hair must be exactly 27um thick at the root and this must be measured after a hefty meal.

hes gonna find ya

If they would offer everyone in Greenland 1million that would be about 56 billion right? If you have friends with deep pockets..

It would be quite like Trump to completely disregard the consent of the people of Greenland in this exchange while giving them platitudes about how he respects their rights

Could Denmark please issue a Casus Foederis? 😀

No. They won’t.

And the Republicans in the audience chuckled when he said it.

Or another? So in his dreams. lol

World Order - Let's Start WW3

How about using his powers of imagination then? The mind is the mightiest province of all (until dementia lays waste to it of course).

he's going to give up California or he loses his life

Funniest and funniest, the 2025 couple