Guide to software developer job advertisements

my favorite one is: attention to detail

and it means: we'll nail you for any bug we accidentally discover; but will create many more of our own.

the agile team one is too accurate lmao. 99% of agile in my experience is just waterfall with a kanban board

I've also seen the side of "able to work with minimal supervision" being more like "you're gonna tell your boss what to do" workdays.