This fucking bot is still out there messaging

"Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!"

There is always that vanishingly small chance this is a real person confused as to why nobody responds and their accounts keep getting banned. :-)

I still don't see any settings to block PMs on the mbin side. I would at least like to filter to people I follow or something with the option to fully disable PMs.

FFS got another one after posting this.

Its started hitting the microblogging side of the fediverse.

You can add me on Friendica

Well that's a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.

Who thought "you can call me fediverse chick" would work? Please tell me no one has fallen for this fucking thing.

I've blocked like five of their accounts. I wish there was a setting that would block PMs/chats. Anyone who wants to talk to me can do it in public.

You'd doubt the Fediverse Chick‽

I wonder what this bot is trying to do. The friendica being just a weird profile, the discord just had a bunch of confused basement dwellers and I haven't seen any creepy links trying to rob us..

I got only one, but I didn't block it so we'll see.

It's a shame people can't just seek out friends at random for real, but in this day and age it's obviously a scam.

Granted, Lemmy people... idk, I guess a Lemmy friend is the kind you dm when you accidentally break your Linux. Or idk, discuss Marxism? Lol

After hearing about this for months, I have finally also been the recipient of them xD

I just find it most amusing that their room for chatting is "hell"

I got it, too, banned the sender, and deleted it as it was obviously a scam. But now that it seems to come back, what was it about, actually? Do they just want to harvest data, or what did they want?

Got a few myself! Looks like whoever is behind it keep registering on different instances.

Would be interesting to know why they do it

I reported this bot twice.

I've gotten 4 or 5 messages from this bot, also since about january.

I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the "friend request"

What's the purpose of such a message?

Wow so many people got it.

I "finally" got one as well.

Oh no
I'm never leavin'
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)

Nicole, I love you
I'll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I'm thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I'll be there sooner than you think

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I'll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I'm thinkin' of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I'll be there sooner than you think

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum...
Nicole
Nicole...

Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I'm gone today I can't stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren't...cause you're built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old...Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I've seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking....I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha.....man

Fucking cunt...you fucking cunt
You never called me.....
Fucking....cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man...fuck

Go and hang up the phone
I'll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn...

Yeah, I've seen your cocoa puff man
We're now entering the cabin
We're going to- we're going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I've seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin' cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I'm gone today, I can't stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It's clogged, man, clogged, the sink's clogged
I'm gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don't be, it's you I need, cause you're built for speed, Nicole
...Paper towels...
...Nicole...
...There we go!...
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!

Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!