Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal

Bruh 🤣

What a clownshow 🤡

Thank God I only use electronic money

Is it still illegal to burn money?

Не Путин?

So a dollar will only be worth one pence?

Newsweek is a tabloid.

Oh I hope they do, then when all this is over people will be wiping their ass on his face. That will probably make him happy too.

This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.

Whatever. Go for it, cultists.

This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.

When he's done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.

Time to invest in orange ink

good way to cause a run on $50 bills when everyone refuses to accept a $100

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...

1. Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
3. "Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

Well if they do that, I'll draw at least 2 dicks pointed towards his mouth on each one that I handle

I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.

How much will that cost the taxpayers?

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.

So....America....you guys really are about a step-and-a-half away from this?

Get your shit together. Christ.

Just so everyone's aware, it's super duper illegal to deface currency.

So like, it would be against the law to use a sharpie to add a Hitler mustache to Trump's face on said dollar bill; or add an arm extended in a Nazi salute; or add swastikas over 'god' where it says "In god we trust"; to then bring it to a bank and report that you received defaced currency and would like to exchange it for new bills, only to do it all again.

So... y'know, probably don't do those things.

Not putting him on the $100,000 bill is slap in the face.

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence

Man, these bootlickers are so pathetic. The lengths they go to to kiss his ass would be cringe even if it was towards an actual great person. The fact that it's directed at this hateful, disgusting man is the saddest thing...

Just in case people didn't know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.

In the tradition of USA currency being only for dead presidents - I will gladly allow Trump's face on any bill if he's the one to pull the trigger

What a massive waste of taxpayer money.

lol .... by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this .... 1 Trump will be worth nothing

It will be like the German Reichsmark and they'll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.

Doesn't DJT has to die soon for that?

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Will that lower grocery prices?

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

new toilet paper just dropped

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

Just fucking pathetic.

Oh look frivolous spending.

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

Who tf even takes $100 bills? Almost everywhere has signs saying they wont take them, they're not really usable

Did Franklin own slaves?

pence

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.