Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.

Just so everyone's aware, it's super duper illegal to deface currency.

So like, it would be against the law to use a sharpie to add a Hitler mustache to Trump's face on said dollar bill; or add an arm extended in a Nazi salute; or add swastikas over 'god' where it says "In god we trust"; to then bring it to a bank and report that you received defaced currency and would like to exchange it for new bills, only to do it all again.

So... y'know, probably don't do those things.

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...

1. Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
3. "Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.

So....America....you guys really are about a step-and-a-half away from this?

Get your shit together. Christ.

Man, these bootlickers are so pathetic. The lengths they go to to kiss his ass would be cringe even if it was towards an actual great person. The fact that it's directed at this hateful, disgusting man is the saddest thing...

Whatever. Go for it, cultists.

This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.

Ahh yes, Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor of the bifocals, lightning rod, and Franklin stove, first postmaster general, founder of the University of Pennsylvania, signed the constitution and the declaration of independence along with drafting the latter. Definitely not nearly as important to this country as Donald Trump, who is singlehandedly keeping the orange spray tan market alive.

Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.

Brought to you by dipshit conservatives.

Doesn't DJT has to die soon for that?

Just in case people didn't know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

What a massive waste of taxpayer money.

Well if they do that, I'll draw at least 2 dicks pointed towards his mouth on each one that I handle

"President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid."

I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH

lol .... by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this .... 1 Trump will be worth nothing

It will be like the German Reichsmark and they'll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.

We really are on the Biff Tannen timeline.

Changing U.S. law would be necessary to allow living people to appear on currency.

Or he could, ya know, die.

I thought only deceased people with a positive influence on society could end up on money. The latter requirement will never happen, and the way he acts many will think it's about time the met the first requirment.

good way to cause a run on $50 bills when everyone refuses to accept a $100

Not putting him on the $100,000 bill is slap in the face.

In the tradition of USA currency being only for dead presidents - I will gladly allow Trump's face on any bill if he's the one to pull the trigger

When he's done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.

It's all just ring-polishing stuff to openly declare fealty to him.

Same as the third term stuff.

They don't actually care if it works, only that they have proof of it to show him down the road.

I'd rather see George Clooney's asshole on the 100. Put this fuckers ugly face on the ruble.

That's fair. It will be used a lot, as it is about the price of a box of eggs at the end of this year.

Will that lower grocery prices?

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

new toilet paper just dropped

Newsweek is a tabloid.

God Trump is such a narcissist. I'm sure he wanted every dollar bill but $100 is the highest denomination.

This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.

That’s scary.

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence

How much will that cost the taxpayers?

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

It's getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That's how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Не Путин?

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

Just fucking pathetic.

All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show

I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.

Thank God I only use electronic money

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

Cool, dollars with clowns on them 🤡

https://pixelfed.social/p/StreetArtUtopia/802522675451991690

Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.

Is it still illegal to burn money?

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

Oh look frivolous spending.

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

Time to invest in orange ink

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

pence

Who tf even takes $100 bills? Almost everywhere has signs saying they wont take them, they're not really usable

I think they have syphilis and being obese in common

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

/s

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

The only paper I want to see this man's face on is toilet paper.

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

Did Franklin own slaves?

I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.