Typical leftoids attempting to undermine conservatism
Today, on my five minute lunch break (I'm allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player), one of the leftoids I work with said he 'might take a day off' next week. Not to me.(Everyone I work with is a lefty and afraid to talk to me for fear that some hard work might rub off on them). Like, how are you supposed to get noticed if you AREN'T EVEN AT WORK!? He's probably going to go 'protest' genocide or people not having affordable housing. I am very smart and cool.
on my five minute lunch break (I'm allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player
WTF‽ Your lunch breaks are just polite things you're not supposed to actually take any of. You better go grovel to your middle manager at once for this overnight!
A weekday? Not a weekend? I am seriously starting to question your commitment to SparkleMotion. (I’m just guessing based on some clues you dropped, but that must be who you work for.)