Elon Musk channels Office Space with email to federal workers ('What would you say you do here?')
Elon Musk channels Office Space with email to federal workers ('What would you say you do here?')
Elon Musk just gave the entire federal workforce an ultimatum: Tell me what you did last week. If you don't respond, resignation accepted.
A foreign sieg heiling, self described drug addict, absent father, hostile nation to the US favoring, non elected billionaire is making these threats. And apparently that's all good with the right. Let's just imagine Harris and Soros pulling this. What would be the outcry?
Hey wait, wasn't this exactly what they said Soros was doing
That's the most frustrating part to me. They tell you what they're going to do by projecting it on Democrats, then when you try to have a conversation with someone who watches mainstream media it's near impossible to find common ground
Kill Musk and parade his bloated corpse through the street. Death to the oligarchs.
Sorry officer, I've never seen this person in my life...
...and even if I did, I'm sure they didn't do it, and if they did do it, I'm sure it was self defense, and if it wasn't, well it must have been that the other guy really deserved it.
I'm curious what the consequences of that were to be. There are more oligarchs operating here than just Musk. His death might trigger something, but killing a whole gang of operatives discreetly would be quite the challenge.
Might have to dust off the ol' goatse for the first time in two decades...
You are truly the hero this world needs.
We should pull Musk aside and fix his “glitch”
Justify your job to a teenager in one sentence
C'mon, they're just gonna feed these into Elon's stupid Grok and tell it to summarize a list of people who should be fired.
Musk has big Lumbergh energy.
Nah lumbergh had an air of competency that musk conspicuously lacks
At least Lumberge wore a tie. Musk looks like one of the kids who claims to love punk rock but inly listens to one Green Day album.
He did? I don't remember him doing anything besides walking around acting like a big shot without actually doing anything. Kinda like this asshole.
What exactly do you do?
Hardly. Musk is asking for TPS reports, not the other way around.
Get this man a promotion!
If the email leaked is true, it says that it came from outside DoD. I'd just mark it as phishing and tell them you didn't recognize the sender.
I deal with the god damn customers. I have people skills. Can't you understand that?
I can't Beleive the Americans just let a foreigner into all their most sensitive systems....
that he's a foreign-born citizen matters so much less than he's an incompetent ketamine addicted billionaire narcissist. but I get it, something something right wing hypocrisy.
It’s not like they are going to read it. They just learned from the last round of mass-firings that they will get sued if they lie about firing people for performance reasons. Now they will have plausible deniability when lying about firing people for performance reasons.
“The complaint filed late Wednesday says the employees were sent standardized notices of termination, drafted by OPM, that falsely stated that the terminations were for performance reasons.“ - https://apnews.com/article/federal-employees-firing-lawsuit-trump-probation-unions-4a9384c21e408df85ca17dfac5b9dc93
Those ridiculous shades are actually real? I thought someone had photoshopped them on in the first picture I saw of him wearing them.
#douchebag