It's glorious...

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He has been found! The one true King of Stickland!
- Now we need to build the Stick Throne ... using all the famous sticks that have been defeated in battle.
  
  How would you defeat these warriors? They have a stick.
Pulled from the pile of stick the legendary sticalibur
- How did you become King again?
  
  Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
What's up with that floating vase in the background?
- You mean Alexander?
- It's an Elden Ring reference
  
  Thanks, now it's clearer!
- That's the Stick-Kings first opponent.
You get 2 whacks until it is spent.
Now that's a proper oversized sword!
Best one yet!

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