What have you done for the glory of The Empire?

Took a shit for the glory of the empire!

I jerked off for the glory of the empire!

I cleared my Gradle caches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I did nothing all day, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I fucked your mom for the glory of the empire

I had a cup of tea and four cookies for the glory of the empire

Wasted time playing fruit basket FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just scratched my balls...

...for the glory of The Empire, of course.

I just bought a round for drinks for the glory of The Empire!

ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL WITH MY DOG FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I went to bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I brushed my daughter's hair... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers... for the glory of the empire?

I farted for the glory of the empire!

Went to therapy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!! ᕦ⁠(⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠益⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕤ

I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!

I browsed Lemmy while pretending to pay attention to a conference call... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Shitting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

I woke up FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I'm going to bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.

I took a dump... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I rode the train... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Thanks to you guys, I stopped and did 20 pushups and 50 crunches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Seriously though, you guys in this post are all awesome. Thanks for a smile in these dark days.

I commented on lemmy... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I'm having panic attacks and psychotic episodes... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

I cleaned a sink full of dishes by hand because I don't have a dishwasher ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

Stayed up past bedtime... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I have uploaded this picture to this comments section FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I got a wisdom tooth pulled... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I'm about to do my homework - FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Sat silently through a misguided attempt by my workplace colleagues to do something, anything, useful and productive... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I took my dog out for her morning poop...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Rotated my cat... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I read my son a bedtime story and tucked him in bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I read the other comments...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I petted the chicken...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I'm having a bubble bath ...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I’m taking a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I woke up...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I tried to install pip on my wife's Windows work computer… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Set the automatic coffee pot… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I made coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I ate an onion ring for the glory of the empire

Patched some holes in a sheetrock wall with joint compound for the glory of the empire.

I made hot tea ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just finished depositing a post-processed meal into the local liquid/solid biomatter waste disposal system, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I lifted my leg to fart FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I fought a glorious battle against my spicy curry dinner. It was a meal fit for a warrior and it fought with honor, even on it's way out. My butthole burns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just adjusted the crotch of my pants....

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I picked up after the dog at the park...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

Defeated my opponent in a PVP match on Pokemon Go, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I blew snot into toilet paper FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I watched an episode of Gundam ZZ .... FOR THE GLORY OF ZEON

I tried priming the walls of my guest bath but it somehow ended up pulling skim coat off the wall FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I cooked a roasted beet stew...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I fought the battle of the dishes and started the dishwasher... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I cleaned up my disk… for the glory of the empire!

I scratched my balls...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I walked off a set of stairs because I an highly intelligent... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I pooped... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

A pizza with eyeballs?

I refactored some embedded C code...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!