Reminds me of the 2001 classic by Peter Licht, "Lied gegen die Schwerkraft" - let me attempt to translate the lyrics:Gravity is overrated we don't even need it, so obvious, just look at space.And the sun, thinks it's oh so special, always such a show-off, that yellow pig!(youtube)
"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"
"Not anymore - there's a blanket!"
For those that don’t get the references.