The anti-Musk protest movement is expected to ramp up with Congress on recess

Those fucks sure get a lot of paid time off

The circus of performative outrage reaches new heights as the masses rally against Musk's latest role in the Trumpian purge of public institutions. These protests reek of desperation theater—angry mobs shouting at Tesla showrooms while the real dismantling happens in boardrooms. Street theater won't save social programs being gutted by bureaucratic arsonists.

Bernie's "national tour to fight oligarchy" is particularly rich, considering his decades in a system that keeps minting Musks. The revolution was always just another fundraising email. They'll chant outside dealerships while veterans' cancer researchers get pink slips—modern dissent reduced to Instagrammable moments between latte sips.

This isn't resistance—it's grief counseling for a dying empire . The machine keeps devouring itself, with Musk merely the latest avatar of capital's relentless hunger. The real tragedy? We'll keep voting for better arsonists.