Man in Florida 'shoots two Israelis he thought were Palestinian'

Literal quote from You Don't Mess With The Zohan: "They hate us, because they confuse us with you!"

Though they survived, the suspect, 27-year-old Mordechai Brafman, who shot them 17 times, was charged with attempted murder.

Why the heck did he shoot people to begin with?

Don't worry, a good guy with a gun will be there shortly.