Because then you'll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.
31 0 ReplyI'm more on the side of Isto
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"There are some who call me... Tim."
27 0 ReplyNo joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!
19 0 ReplyBut why not Richarizard
17 0 ReplyThat would've been superior
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Sounds like a dick
5 0 ReplyDid you call him Swiss Chard?
4 0 ReplyI opted not to since I lived with him at the time
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Steve could go by Teve
13 0 ReplyOr Tephe.
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I like to call my buddy Christopher 'Topher'
9 0 ReplyI like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows
5 0 ReplyToe fur
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Thomas could go by Omas!
8 0 ReplySamantha could go by Salmon... or even, Anthems?
Danielle could go be Yell
Richard could be Itch
Joshua could be Shoe
Gary could be Air
Logan could go by Lo
Mikayle could be Kayle
Dylan could be LAN
Megan could be Egg
Jessica could be Sicka
Anthony could be Honey
8 0 ReplyMy dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.
7 0 ReplyOmigod. That's hilarious
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Mothra could be the Sun God yet opted for an ugly butterfly.
6 0 ReplyCindy could be Indy
Michael can be Chael.
Hmm 🤔
6 0 ReplyCindy is already short for Cynthia
7 0 ReplyThia then. 😂
2 0 ReplyOnly a Cynth deals in absolutes.
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Hiding their love of Lamp.
6 0 Reply5 0 ReplyMohamed Hamed
5 0 ReplyNames Muhammad, but everyone just calls me 'Ham'. Its extremely insensitive.
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You mean like this ETHZ professor? https://people.inf.ethz.ch/troscoe/
3 0 ReplyI have often wondered this myself.
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