Pornhub Valentine's Day searches by US state

Is anyone else completely not surprised by DC's being "sub"?

Damn, I didn't know how judgemental I am about things I've also JK'd off about when it's out of the context of me being aroused.

Whoa, it's wild seeing the map of "places that ban us"

I was like "wow no incest shit!", but then I realized most of the southern states are blocked now.

Not to kink-shame but, wtf Alaska?

Wyoming and Ohio need each other.

All those blank states. VPN profits must be up.

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Oh sure, now that I've left Indiana, suddenly being queer is a good thing...

Seeing hugging and cuddling makes me curious. Are there videos of people just cuddling on those kinds of platforms? That seems really wholesome unless it's awkward naked cuddles.

It also surprises me that so many of the top searches include things I feel are labeled as kinks. Aren't they things that only small demographics enjoy, if so many people enjoy it is maybe wrong to perceive it that way?

alaska be like

Man, the number of places pornhub has pulled out of (hehehe) is nuts. Georgia is the only surprise on here, since Louisiana has some government program there using to stay live.

MA so wholesome

Wyoming really needs some emotional help

I see gramps from Illinois is typing his questions into the wrong search bar again.

Searching Wife on pornhub feels backwards

Jesus fucking christ Alaska, get your shit together

I'm so proud of you, Ohio.

Softcore? I’m embarrassed for my state

New Hampshire ♥️ New Mexico

The contrast between Wyoming and Colorado made me burst out laughing:

Yep. That's Michigan in February for ya.

Hell yeah I actually did fap to my states porn last night

I find it hard to believe that all the search terms are different in each state…

I always wonder what the actual statistical significance of these maps are. They always seem random, and it'd make sense if it's essentially the same mix of a little of everything everywhere.

Indiana, I hope we never meet again

At least some people still think about their lonely grandmas.

Those passionate Minnesotans!

This map is useless without a p value. This could all be random noise.

Why would the list be done by early afternoon? Wouldn't it make more sense to post the top searches of valentine's day after they are all in? For all I know people looking at porn before noon could be in the minority and these results would be completely overshadowed by later searches.

Checking in from Alaska. Uhh yeah, no one is into ... enema porn here. WTF

That all really tracks, especially Rhode Island

Alaska? What's occurring?

What’s up with Alaska?

I think North Dakota is just trying to say warm, but doesn’t know how to actually ask for what they need.