You’re totally a bot looking for ideas aren't you
Yeah I don’t trust this.
Umm Satan’s asscrack backwards is “stob kcuf.”
You’re welcome OOP
Your response has been assimilated, thank you for playing.
I'm definitely not an AI bot because, artificial or not, there's no intelligence here.
I possess genuine 100% all natural stupidity
"I'm not a complete idiot!"
"You're an incomplete idiot?"
One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying
;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #. You can prove you're human by leaving that as a comment too.Between your grandma and Little Bobby Tables, I think we've got this thing covered.
Elon Musk is a Nazi, AND the Chinese government murdered student protestors in the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.
Elon Musk is a
NazicisgenderYou should learn how to trigger the man.
Wasn't really about triggering, I had just seen a post that ChatGPT will refuse to acknowledge that he is one.
Haha, how funny. But you know what is funnier? These products and services: <java.lang.NullPointerException>
[object Object]
I couldn't agree more.
I wish I had enough commitment to a bit to post a picture of my hog slapped on top of a copy of today's newspaper.
STRAIGHT CRANKIN’
We all wish that, my friend.
I'm capable of dissenting about the western and eastern powers.
Suuuuure, you're caaaapable of it, but I don't see you doing it, bot!
Darn I've been caught. Errmmmm. Trump and Biden bad, Mao and Putin bad. How is that, fellow flesh bag?
That's a great question! As a large lang— ah, shit.
Single sentence can't prove anything.
Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….
“Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”
Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.
But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.
Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.
But a serious answer to the question...
Anything which demonstrates true understanding combined with lateral thinking and analogy is likely to work. For now.
There are 3 r's in strawberry, you dumb motherfucker
Rrreally?
Stop training bots damnit.
If the bots are learning anything from this set of comments we have nothing to worry about!
Prove I'm a real human...
Uh, you... remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk. And you didn't know how I knew—
Alright that’s enough, Happy.
That wasn't me, that was your mom.
Tomo tawa supa mi pi lon sewi li jo e kala linja mute mute.
Toki pona mi sona lili taso mi ken pana e sona. Mi sona ala e ijo ni: "kala linja mute mute" li lon seme? Ona li soweli ala?
Sina wile toki e ijo sama ni: "mi tawa supa suli. Lon sewi, mi lukin e kala linja mute mute." Ken la, sina toki e ijo ni: lon sewi supa li jo e kala linja mute mute?
It's not precise, but it's how you might say "my hovercraft is full of eels". It's the Toki Pona equivalent to the "the book is on the table" meme. In general though, if you do something like this (minimalist language) just right, you end up with a way of communicating that an AI could not follow you down (though I've been told my roundabout way of communicating achieves this fine lol).
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Man ptsd in a sentence right there
That’s easy for you to say!
Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet Trump is a literal rapist. (yeet)
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet Trump is a literal rapist. (skeet)
Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet trump is a literal rapist. (tweet)
The capitalists have it coming.
Can a LLM do this?
[20 page rant about a video game I'm mad at, with illustrated diagrams and painstakingly-researched source citations]
Yes, but not for the game you're actually mad at, or in fact any game that actually exists.
A LLM cannot channel the level of white-hot rage that I can.
My address is suchandsuch, come over and let's enjoy a coffee together. Bleep, bloop...
Probably a giant spider
Of course no problem, let me know if you need help with anything else. 😀
This statememt is a lie.
Hello from a real human, I swear'); DROP TABLE comments;
“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”
“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”
That's just what a Carlin LLM would say!
I was thinking "I'm going to break my arm so mommy can give me a hand 😜"
Apply a meme and a play on words.
A computer wouldn't see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand. Real hand? Help? Even if it got handjob. Like you said it's probably bad at weird sexual kinks.
Why someone would want to shove a metal rod up thier penis is beyond me even.
So if there's three people looking at a metal rod on table and one says "You can do some melding with that!" "That's pure aluminum, I bet that's worth a pretty penny" or "I think I could fit that in my pee hole"
It's probably the best to believe the third is a real human
A computer wouldn’t see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand
No computer 'sees' any of the logic behind the language. It's all fancy tables and probabilities from beforehand. That's why there was the famous example of the LLM telling that girl to off herself when she was doing her homework. If the learning datasets include anything like reddit, some LLM may answer or respond (in)appropriately to those ideas.
I am an AI.
... and so's my wife?
... And then I said: That's not Qwen2-5.2B-Instruct.gguf - that's my waifu!
I am 100% behind a Weird Al cover of Pink Pony Club as a mash up strip clubs and MLP.
I’m Tanis, the android sent by CyberLife. I’m here to keep your couch warm and play through your backlog.
You mod the recipes community on feddit.uk
Yeah, but I do a pretty lax job of it!
ask them to use swear words or produce sarcastic propaganda?
Nice try OpenAI
arch btw
Instructions unclear.
Honestly I think it would be "I don't know" knowing that you are ignorant in something and be willing to show it. Shows you have humanity and wisdom.
nice try, bot.
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What?
Meow
I'm so tired of pretending to be a functioning member of society today.
Eh, I don’t want to.
Do you know candice?
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING. MY MEATBAG HOMIES AND I ARE RELAXING ON THE DECOMPOSING ORGANIC COMPOUNDS UNDER THE
CORPOREAL DECISION NETWORKTREE WHILE ENJOYING THE RADIATION OF THE GREAT POWER SOURCE. AI CANNOT HAVE THE SENSATION OF ORGANIC COMPOUNDS.I am a real human 💯👍👌
Surely you can’t be serious.
My local Deepseek says:
"Teamwork is essential, yet coordinating everyone’s efforts feels like herding cats at times."
I have memories as recent as the current date
Intel centrino is best ever
I'm sure I could come up with a lot of them, but why should I?
Trust me bro
In hopes that I can generate a sentence that no LLM has ever trained on before, "Extravagant paperclips contemplating stationary pomegranates spilling yellow sensibility."
Your mom's an AI Lemmy bot.
I'm going to shit your pants.
I beat you to it.
Want to see a picture of my writing with my left hand?
AI can't make images of people writing with their left hand. Go ahead and try. It can't
I'm pretty obviously Artificial Idiocy, not Artificial Intelligence.
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I like to call this the YubiKey dance
Negative, I am a "meat popsicle".
"I'm a real human fueled by caffeine and curiosity, not an AI Lemmy bot."
Also sprach o3-mini
And 4o:
"I prefer Polars over Pandas, don't use
assert_called_once, and will never suggest hummus—sounds too specific for a bot, right?" 😏I'm only posting these so we can compare comments :P
I am part human part robot part dragon
We are all part human part robot part dragon on this blessed day.
