cursed cuisine
West Virginia
Country roads, take me the hell away from here.
As anyone who has ever set foot in that shithole can attest
You've not from West Virginia if you never lived in West Virginia
1950s cuisine. Stick some carrots in there for decoration.
And here is the site that started the modern world down that road of horror all the way back in the late 1990s: https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html
That looks a lot like ground and congealed SPAM.
My colorblindness makes it look like concrete to me.
I bet you wouldn’t be able to taste the difference ™️
Much, much saltier than concrete.
This is fine, but I prefer it when you take the pie, put it into a food processor, compress it into a log and then slice it to serve on sandwich bread. Serving it just sliced out of the pie is lazy.
Where's the food crimes comm when you need it?
In America? Just be thankful there's not Velveeta and ketchup on it.
TIL James Taylor has a song called "Country Road."
It is not about West Virginia.
Silly Putty Pie. Yumm
So that’s the ham pie Amanda was talking about
I see lots of references to John Denver, Country Roads, but I present:
"Bye, bye Miss Bologna Pie"
Doc saw my arteries, said I would die...
May I suggest:
Doc took one look at my arteries and started to cry
Them surgery boys pumped propofol now I’m high
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die…
Why not use liverwurst at that point? I guess it's guaranteed gout.
The finger imprints in bottom left make this visual much more striking.
No but I know when it's time to keep my shoes on and go home
That does not look like a real recipe.
This, however, is a real recipe: https://www.food.com/recipe/mile-high-bologna-pie-387434
It also starts out with, "if you like bologna, then this is the pie for you." Does anyone like bologna? Isn't it more of an "eh... it'll do" food?
And then there's this. https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/appetizer/meat-appetizer/bologna-cake.html
It has Worcestercire sauce in it, so you know it's gotta be some good bologna cake.
A couple of family members like fried bologna sandwiches, but I'm pretty sure it's
because of past traumanostalgia more than flavor.
@ptz@dubvee.org can you confirm?
This is not a thing.
We like pepperoni rolls and sausage biscuits.
Not. This.
It's not even cooked after?
It's a sandwich meat, you don't need to cook it.
I wish to die now
I didn't want to
I’m from wv I don’t know what holler this monster was created in but it can stay there before it spreads.
is that a meat mousse
I don't want any. :(
Is this that "meat pie" I keep hearing about?
I thought it was the mcdonald's pink goo
Why
Looks like tiktok engagement bait. That will never work here! Oh...
No.
