8mo ago

Texas Republicans Introduce Bill Requiring Parental Advisory Stickers on All Guns Sold to Minors

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The only reason I didn't bite the onion is because I know Texas would never put warnings on the guns.
- Yep, Texas is immune to satire because Texas itself is a parody of a state.
  (Apologies to the reasonable people of Texas who may read this comment, there are lots of you, but I think we all know it's a frustratingly accurate assessment of how the state is governed)
  
  I'm from Texas, no need to apologize. It is extremely frustrating here, and first chance I get, I'm out.
Every damn time now, I think it’s real. WTF America?
- I ate the onion on this one as well.
  Could be real! Could not be!
- When you've got Darth Jar Jar in office, anything's possible
Kinder Guardians | Who Is America? | Sacha Baron Cohen SHOWTIME Series
https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk
- I thought it was kind of amusing that Matt Gaetz was the only republican that didn't endorse that plan. But I looked it up and apparently he just so happened to be the only republican young enough to actually know who Sacha Baron Cohen is and recognize the whole thing was a set up. So he was just there to make himself look like "the reasonable one." But it's super depressing how many GOPers were quick to endorse a plan to arm kindergartners "to prevent school shootings."
Wow! A sticker!
That would help lots... if Texans knew how to read!
The advisory sticker is a snap-cap ... if you peel it off, it will snap a percussive cap - and set the gun off.

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Wow! A sticker!