Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
Shhh. I wanna be Canadian.
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
brb making birria poutine
Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
Everything truly is a spectrum
God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.
It's only poutine if it comes from the poutine region of Canada, otherwise it's just cheese potatoes.
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
As long as its one or the other I'm happy.
Nope. Agreed.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don't want Florida.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.
And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it's own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.
Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Same. But at least we’re close to the border.
Map should say
Gulf of
-
Mexico -
America -
Mexico
-
You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”
But the reality is "countries are made up and we own nothing"
Countries are like religions except their believers are WAY more likely to employ violence
This would be the only instance I would ever say that I'd love to live in a red state.
Personally, I'd rather see the map of north America be as colourful as a map of Europe rather then less colourful than it is now.
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.
I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.
free Hawaii!
Hawaii has Hawaii, no?
The United State
estado unido
Finally, tex-mex can simply be called mexican food.
You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
Mexico really would get the short end of the stick.
How? On this map, they're getting Texas and California... two states which each individually have the GDP of a G20 country while Canada only gets one, New York. This map would make Mexico the largest economy in the world.
Florida?
Por qué no both eh?
California, Oregon, Washington and BC all need to be united under one country. Cascadia :)
Hello from northern Cascadia.
Yo, real talk,
Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...
We need somewhere to put the Albertans.
God yes please
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...
NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.
If my state becomes part of Canada, I'd be cool with that!
I agree with the mehmes’ vibes, but I wish people would remember all those lines are invisible and made up. It’s just 1 species.
Move that green up, I need better tacos.
How about all of it just Canada?
If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.
The only timeline where I'd be okay calling it the Gulf of America.
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
CUMMASS
The Good Ending.
It's pretty cold in Colorado already, can we join Canada too?
We’re really both. Can we just be shared? I’ll get a dual citizenship.
Mexico can have Idaho.
Sra. Sheinbaum my people yearn for freedom
As an Ohioan, I am not upset about this.
I wonder who California would chose, I would have thought Canada but I’m not sure anymore
I would imagine they would choose Mexico to honor their heritage. IIRC California (like Texas) used to be part of Mexico to begin with.
It would be a toss up since San Francisco is full of tech bros like Seattle and Portland, and the movie business does a lot of filming in Vancouver BC.
plz hurry 🙏 🥺
God, please let this happen
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
Dont forget the American cartels.
They would want CO and IL in their nation as that means they essentially control most of the trafficking of goods in the Western hemisphere presuming the US military is split between these nations.
Mexico would be wayyyyyy too powerful in this scenario.
Stooge.
What?
The US seems to be killing itself; give it a couple more months and we'll just have to walk down to the border and shake hands with our new Amigos.
I feel like Canada should only be getting 1-2 states south but not 3, along with the northern part of California.
Then again, their current providence are pretty large in comparison to the states....
Ah yes, a story from a better timeline.
I think I could be happy ending up in either... Street tacos vs. Tim Horton's.
Grant's Pass is the new San Diego? Love it
This is a fair approach.
Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
