Why walk to Mordor when you could drive?

Get in, loser, we’re going to throw the One Ring into the fiery chasm from whence it came

Lord of the Rims

Lord of The Wheels

The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared - a secret now that only burnouts can tell.

What would be really neat is if you got some external heat sinks for your brakes that would make the letters glow incandescent.

Fharfeggötterdämerungnugen

One does not simply drive into Mordor!

But what about the eagles!?

I love how that's your icon as well

Lord of the Blings!