Why walk to Mordor when you could drive?

One does not simply drive into Mordor!

But what about the eagles!?

Lord of the Rims

The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared - a secret now that only burnouts can tell.

Get in, loser, we’re going to throw the One Ring into the fiery chasm from whence it came

Lord of The Wheels

What would be really neat is if you got some external heat sinks for your brakes that would make the letters glow incandescent.

I love how that's your icon as well

Lord of the Blings!

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