It might be a permanent fixture now

Dirk Gently? Did a hole in space/time open up for an instance?

PIVOT

I'm glad they took the time to protect the dog's identity!

Yesterday I happened upon a blacked-out redacted bird on imgur. If a new trend is happening, life is going to be alright.

This is about 5 years old.
- Still funny. As if the bird was a dangerous perpetrator, in need of being anonimized, out risk of being recognized.

Did a door materialize during the move only to later disappear? Might need to consult a holistic detective agency for this one.

https://dirkgently.fandom.com/wiki/Sofa_on_the_staircase

The problem with a website full of nerds is that someone will beat you to even more obscure references haha
- I love that aspect of lemmy.
  
  The ACKSHUALLY snipers, not so much.
I think we're seeing both sides of the problem.

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Sawzall

Yeah that’s how we solved this problem last time I had it.
- oooh, I'd say bolt cutters too for the springs
  
  the springs were a bit of a pain with the sawzall, so when my brother needed to get rid of his couch, I picked up some bolt cutters and it went through them ezpz. They didn't have that much tension on them

It is now a load bearing sofa.

Do you have access to a command terminal?

Deactivate gravity, then object clipping, reposition the couch, then enable clipping and finally set gravity back on.

You must do this in the correct order or else you and that couch are falling through the floor.

Speaking of moving sofas, I just learned the other day that a preprint was just released in November that, once formally reviewed, should solve the moving sofa problem.

So next time someone needs help moving a sofa you could just give them a copy of the solution

Is there an AR app for this yet?

This would be a perfect use case!

There's a VP that could give it a good tumble, if you don't mind it getting stained.

Love the effort to protect the dog's privacy.

I got divorced in my 20s and moved from a house into an apartment. I had this long sofa bed, and my buddies and I tried for like half an hour to get it into the apartment, which was off of a hall and then had a short entry hall itself. The couch was too long to stand up on the without hitting the ceiling.

Finally decided it just wasn't going to work. I thought it might be worth trying to disassemble some of the internal structure and cutting some upholstery seems, then reassembling and sewing, so I turned it upside down. Long story shorter, the arms were separate units, not sewn on, just bolted on, and without them it was short enough to go through the door on end. Wish I had realized earlier.

instructions unclear. step bro stuck in the sofa now.

Better get the big tub of petroleum jelly.

For the wife?
- How else are you going to lube up that couch?

Whack it, from the side.

Time to move

I got that glitch once. You definitely need a professional or the couch might and up in a wall.

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