DOGE says it stopped millions of dollars meant for condoms in Gaza.

The DOGE found that there were $50 million dollars of tax money going to Gaza. Some small part of that apparently has to do with condoms, so they're using it as justification that all government grant programs should be halted immediately. This will effect people's jobs, schools, and numerous other programs beneficial to the American public, but it's ok because they stopped the condoms

A future DOGE finding will show that ketchup is a luxury that American taxpayers shouldn't be funding for any group of people under any circumstances. /s
- You're thinking of "condiments", which are usually used in different situations.
- How will RFK season his steak?
No different than the DEA putting you in prison for 10 pounds of marijuana because you have a 10 pound bag of dirt and some kind of plant matter they can't identify. Facts don't matter to the government.
Condoms are watertight expandable bags. They can be useful in many situations that aren't sexual.
- Yes but sex is only for making babies in their eyes
Probably added by a republican as a poison pill.
- I mean, it makes a ton of sense to include condoms in aid, you don't want people getting pregnant when there's literally no functioning hospitals. Of course conservatives will say 'just don't have sex' or whatever, but that's just not how humans work.

Wait I thought the racists wanted less brown people they're really sending mixed messages here...

Not exactly, they need a permanent underclass of slaves
- Have you been to Israel? They go out of their way not to exploit Palestinians for labour. Most of the Israeli labor class is imported from Thailand.
  
  Its pretty crazy and shows just how genocidal those people are. They literally want them all dead.
- Well no, you add children to no resources and no shelter and you get demoralization and greater overpopulation and a noticable impact on crime and life span.
Bombs and bullets tend to be more effective than condoms.
- In a broad sense this is inaccurate - war has been around as long as humans, and yet we were on an exponential population growth curve until the demographic transitions started.
  
  Over the last century we as a species have significantly reduced child mortality, improved education, infrastructure, overall quality of life, and established reproductive health initiatives that supply condoms and sex education!
  
  These advancements cause the local mortality rate to plummet. Then the following generation gets to reproductive age but has much less offspring, and the reproductive rate falls farther than the mortality rate did.
  
  This is called the "demographic transition" and has occurred across dramatically different cultures, environments, and economies.
  
  This is not universal or inevitable across the globe but the impact is so significant that global population as a whole is currently heading towards a plateau!
  
  Therefore condoms, reproductive healthcare, and distributed economic growth are more effective at reducing population growth than bombs and bullets.
  
  Developing a nation is literally more cost-efficient than destroying it. For the species. Not for the people selling the bombs.
They also get hard-ons when brown people suffer. It's a balance act.

Of course this is being defended by somebody wearing a cross.

Call it an ancient torture device, and it all makes sense.
I’m sorry but she looks like the platonic ideal of the headline. Betty Bowers, take some notes.

I am super confused about the whole thing.

This is literally a perfect fit for this community.

I kinda love your username btw - such a good match (to your instance)!:-P
- 💜Thank you.💜

I miss when doge was just a good boy

They ruin everything. Pepe, Doge, Tesla; fucking Tolkien rolling over in his grave over Anduril and Palantir.

Surely this will improve government efficiency!

I don’t believe that for a second.

When we said "it's a fucking genocide in Gaza", they might have misunderstood which word was meant to be emphasized.

DOGE? Like......the 2012 dog meme/cryptocurrency? I'm so confused what is happening here.

Department of Government Efficiency. Headed by Elon Musk, the guy responsible for sending that crypto coin to the moon with a single tweet. This is America now. One big meme.
- You somehow gave a complete answer that answered my question, and still left me even more confused.
DOGE as in musk’s Department of Government Efficiency.

The, uh, illegal and unconstitutional “advisory” board that was set up to give oligarchs a seat at the table.
- The, uh, illegal and unconstitutional “advisory” board that was set up to give oligarchs a seat at the table.
  
  Gonna get a LOT of mileage out of that one sentence.
That's the idea

Site censored in eu.

You could say they prefer it RawDoge

The title plus the thumbnail makes it looks like a snl sketch, only more ridiculous.