In the days immediately after my dad's death, I had the house to myself and had retreated to my basement/office space to have a stress-relieving wank. Just outside of my space was my daughter's battery-operated activity table that was known to play jingles at random. What it was not well known for was playing the giggling sound effect at random. So imagine how quickly I put my dick away when that table laughed at me not once, not twice, but three times in the span of a minute.
If that wasn't my dad's ghost making fun of me, I don't know what it was.
And pasta has been made
I'm not eating that pasta...
Are we witnessing history being made?
maybe you just got really lucky and picked the statistically most optimal time for it to play three giggle sounds back to back, while you were jorkin it.
If Grandma wants to watch me flick the bean, that's a her problem.
Cat girls are not furries. And I'm willing to die on this hill.
Humans are apes, and therefore we're all ape furries. Since catgirls are girls, and girls are human, and humans are all ape furries, catgirls are furries.
I won't argue with you, but the hill you're gonna die on is named Furry Mountain.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/furry-scale
Checks out
I'll accept that argument as long as they are normal women who wear cat themed accessories and act like a cats. But if we're talking full anime cat human hybrids, then I'm afraid you're in furry town.
i mean, technically by the most barebones definition of the word, they are anthropomorphic, and do technically count as "furry"
if you're looking for a "harkness" test here, e621 allows humanoid characters, i.e. catgirls, therefore catgirls are in fact, furry.
Isn't gambling bad? Why is that in heaven?
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Man I called that, along with probably a ton of others, from the very first episode. Still, the writers did such a good job with it I was not disappointed that the very obvious twist indeed was the twist.
Also for some reason, not sure if it's just my app (Sync) but your spoiler tags didn't work right. Idk why you have >!spoiler and not just >! Like if it's my app making it display wrong or that breaks the tag beats me.
Could also, maybe more likely, be the end tag being --!< That might fuck up the syntax.
I have a theory that when people go to church, they go for the intention to change their privacy settings, and the priest just reads out each setting and people do the cross to agree with each setting.
I have gotten no evidence of the contrary so it must be true! /s
church
do the cross
Me, stripping off and getting hard
Fun fact:
The Bible says everyone goes to heaven at the same time. So I guess the souls just chill out until the rapture happens?
Yeah, they hadn't figured out relativity yet back then. The soul departs the body at the speed of light, meaning everyone who does reaches heaven instantly. Since it's so far away, from our perspective, it takes essentially forever thanks to time dilation.
You can trust me, I have a PhD in bullshit.
The Bible says everyone goes to heaven at the same time.
I don’t think that’s clear in the text, and that’s historically been a major point of theological contention. I think the debate in the US 1800s over “soul sleep” and the affiliated quasi-cults that sprung up after the Millerite movement (Seventh Day Adventists, Jehovahs Witnesses) had very strong opinions on whether you go to heaven immediately, stay “asleep” in the ground until God starts resurrecting people, wait in some kind of cosmic waiting room for the resurrections, or if you are just flat out dead until God wakes you up. (Of course, JW’s are so committed to bad exegesis that they’ll die rather than receive a blood infusion, because “don’t eat animal blood” in the ritual purity laws of course means “don’t receive human blood infusions.”)
Think about Mormon baptism for the dead. Those people aren’t in heaven or hell (because at least the lower kingdoms of heaven aren’t even set up yet - all of us non-Mormons are going to be hanging out on Earth 2.0 when we die). Mormons are experts at genealogy because they’re trying to make sure that every great-great-great-great-grandparent they have gets a chance at salvation.
Yes, that's what purgatory is for, it's basically a waiting room before heaven
Honk!
A plain reading suggests that everyone is dead and stays that way until the eschaton when they're resurrected. So the only people in heaven would be the Jewish souls that Jesus directly put there that had been dwelling in the gloomy underground afterlife.
I think that's the Dispensationalist view, but I'm not sure how much of that is explicitly supported by Biblical text. Someone could correct me if I'm wrong.
Never going to gargle balls as good as grandma did it.
Don't give up now Amanda! He's so close! Stay the course! Keep fighting soldier you're almost there!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Look at him squirt! I saw his butthole pucker! ~Grandma in Heaven
ain't like she hadn't been there herself back in the day
Always an audience, always cheering
Maybe gramma's into it?
Maybe gramma gobbled nut sacks all year round? That stuff could be hereditary.
I just figure no one cares about most people on earth already, if heaven were really why would they care about them then? They have an eternity to plan, what's 60 years of fucking up and winding up dead in a gutter compared to that
Nana is so proud of you
Holy shit I laughed out loud at this!
I think there's nuance to this.
Any deceased family member of yours who belongs in heaven is going to give you privacy when you need it
Or once you see the private lives of every person, all the time, you quickly understand that everyone does weird shit in private and voyeurism just loses its novelty entirely. People fucking or picking their nose will be no more interesting that someone walking down the street.
People fucking or picking their nose will be no more interesting that someone walking down the street.
Hell it barely is now...
How do they know when that time is without having first witnessed some ball gobbling?
Do we just have ancestors popping in for a check and immediately turning away embarrassed all the time?
Maybe they have to ask permission at the family spying desk and the attendant will just shake their head and say "umm... Nows really not the best time. Gobble gobble if you catch my drift."
I can't imagine how many embarrassing reunions there would be in heaven, or maybe hell is just filling to the brim lol
maybe its like a studio room, where theres a sign outside the door, that lights up "sex" or something.
It's kinda like a Facebook birthday reminder, for whatever kind of things they would want to see. As long as heaven can design a good algorithm, there's no big issues.
Do we just have ancestors popping in for a check and immediately turning away embarrassed all the time?
Probably
Yeah but my grandmother was 104 when she died. She married my grandfather when she was in her twenties and I really don't think she was really all that bothered about him it was just the done thing back then.
She definitely would take the opportunity to be judgy, while at the same time technically passing the requirements by her own standards to be in heaven.
This life is the Pornhub of the afterlife
She has it all wrong: Grandma and her other ancestors aren't watching from heaven or whatever they're inside her. Passive guests in her body that get to "live on via their children and grandchildren." Literally.
Grandma tasted those balls right along with you, girl! It's like that saying, "if you're cold, they're cold."
"That's my girl, just like I taught her!"
How's Grandma gonna' get 'er rocks off?
Grandma probably did the same in her youth, and now that she's in heaven, she's reliving whatever she wants, whenever she wants it. At worst, she'd wish she could offer some advice.
"no, no, you need to go to e621.net!"
This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”
All balls, all day! You go grammy gram! Dirty girl!
