Reminds me of that "how much sawdust can you put in rice krispies before someone notices" thing.
17 0 ReplyThe piss one would probably sell alot actually...
78 0 ReplyAs shown by the fact that people buy beer made in the US
46 0 ReplySpoken like someone that's never had U.S. beer that isn't one of the mass produced ones like Miller, Bud, etc.
21 0 ReplyOh American beer is piss, haven't heard that tired joke before. You should try different beer that isn't Coors or miller sometime
4 0 ReplyIf you're drinking beer from hops that aren't from the US (or New Zealand but that's a way smaller market) then there's a very good chance your beer is average at best (unless it's a stout, wheat beer, bitter, sour etc. rather than a lager or pale ale, but those two are most likely)
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Do they do factory tours?
10 0 ReplyAs long as you called it Trump Piss.
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74 0 ReplyThis is completely absurd, why would they want to make the straws last longer?
8 0 ReplyUse paper straws for greenwashing, people complain that they're shit, they add in the chemicals
5 0 ReplyBecause then you'd really have to suck to enjoy capitalist cost cutting lemonade.
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where's the lemonade stand that has a side hustle of nuclear/chemical waste disposal?
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I couldn't help myself...
Edit - probably should have left "Reality:" in. See revised meme below.
21 0 ReplyTo all the people downvoting: plastering the political compass in contexts where it makes no fucking sense is a kind of ironic humor meant to highlight the reductive nature of judging political ideology by two axes. It's a shitpost, and a top-tier one at that.
26 0 Reply- Immanuel Kant, Critic of the political compass shitposts
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I think it's more like
Red: State owned brewery is best
Blue: I diluted mine for more profit
Green: mine is just piss (horny)
Yellow: mine is just piss (no sanitation laws)
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The piss and pink hair make reference to Belle Delphine's bath water sale, right?
19 0 ReplyIt had just been long enough that I forgot about that shit. Now you had to go and remind me.
I return the favor.
THE GAME
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that "original" is translated from somewhere as well. did this meme go full circle?!
18 0 ReplyI believe the English one is the original. The "original" one (the one in Chinese) was probably translated from English.
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Authentic horseco piss or the imitation shit
4 0 ReplyHonestly, there's some HFCS bullshit, but mostly storebought lemonade seems to be just lemon juice and cane sugar.
2 0 ReplyBecause of food safety regulations
3 0 ReplyFood safety regulations don't ban dilution.
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