The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
Manjaro, easy choice.
Ironically it's probably Suckless.
TiVo
Red Star anybody?
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
Linux
underrated
"I use Arch btw"
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
This website is great xD
Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.
most honest privacy policy.
Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?
Well now I'm even more conflicted about sending them my email!
Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don't know much about it though.If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
Also got GLaDOS on my Z10 Pro!
Love Valetudo - it integrates so well with HA and is entirely local.
And suddenly I need a vacuum robot!
the one you, the reader, uses
Ironically, I'm reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.
This actually looks cool with several robots being supported
If you want a smart vacuum but don't want to lose your privacy or be reliant on a cloud service, Valetudo is the way to go.
You've just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man...
Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Void has a really badass name.
Hannah Montana Linux.
I have some RedHat CDs from the late 1990s (probably collectible at this point). I remember having a great deal of difficulty mounting my particular cd rom to even install it. I never got a driver for my video card at the time to work, so the "graphics" were awful (640x480 text only, iirc).
Anyway, few experiences will be more frustrating than trying to use them. I think it should be mandatory for aspiring computer people to play with them, so they can appreciate how far we have come.
I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Not Linux, but VMS is specifically designed to run on VAX systems.
Actual: ChromeOS or Android
Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity
I think ChromeOS is shitty at being linux but perfect for what it's trying to be. I would hate using it but for 80% of people they probably genuinely don't need more than a cheapo chrome book and for that it's great.
Android is far the best Linux, especially with security and usability
That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)Just use Windows, it has WSL
Linux from Scratch
You need Windows ME for that.
Vista also sucks pretty hard.
@NONE_dc i think, vacuum cleaner's stock firmware usually sucks the most
wubuntu
Finally a chance for me to install Arch on something!
The worst i have used was fedora lxqt. A really disappointing experience. Not entirely unusable, but a big downgrade, even compared to things like Antix. It is incredibly slow, looks ugly, has like 1000 packages at most, that doesn't contain more than the most basic and well known software. When i try to install anything else than dnf as package manager, it will not work, or just break. For someone who wants Linux for experimenting, it is highly advised against
Isn't that just a spin of fedora with a different DE? Should work exactly like any other fedora system, besides the de of course.
Noobuntu /s
Debian.
I mean, just look at the logo!
Ubuntu... for sure.
