Let's start some fights

Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

https://valetudo.cloud/

Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

android

the one you, the reader, uses

Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

Actual: ChromeOS or Android

Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity

Manjaro, easy choice.

Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

Joe Linux

Void

Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

"I use Arch btw"

Red Star anybody?

TiVo

Just use Windows, it has WSL

I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?

Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.

Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.

There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

Ironically it's probably Suckless.

That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)

wubuntu

Finally a chance for me to install Arch on something!

@NONE_dc i think, vacuum cleaner's stock firmware usually sucks the most

The worst i have used was fedora lxqt. A really disappointing experience. Not entirely unusable, but a big downgrade, even compared to things like Antix. It is incredibly slow, looks ugly, has like 1000 packages at most, that doesn't contain more than the most basic and well known software. When i try to install anything else than dnf as package manager, it will not work, or just break. For someone who wants Linux for experimenting, it is highly advised against

macOS

Alternatively: WSL

The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.

Linux

Not Linux, but VMS is specifically designed to run on VAX systems.

Does windows for linux count?

If not, maybe azure linux

Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft

Linux from Scratch

I have some RedHat CDs from the late 1990s (probably collectible at this point). I remember having a great deal of difficulty mounting my particular cd rom to even install it. I never got a driver for my video card at the time to work, so the "graphics" were awful (640x480 text only, iirc).

Anyway, few experiences will be more frustrating than trying to use them. I think it should be mandatory for aspiring computer people to play with them, so they can appreciate how far we have come.

Noobuntu /s

Debian.

I mean, just look at the logo!

You need Windows ME for that.

Anything with systemd :)

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