7mo ago

Trump receives ‘first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle’ from Coca-Cola CEO

7mo ago

Trump receives ‘first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle’ from Coca-Cola CEO

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They're all kissing the ring now. We really are the United Corporations of America.
- Always have been. People are just hungrier lately.
  
  Eat them!
I hate it here.
Fuck Coca-Cola!
That's the last straw! From now on I'm only drinking beer.
- Pepsi!
I was so certain I was reading the onion. So very certain...
Now's a perfect time to find an independently bottled soft drink supplier, such as Frostop (my personal favorite), or any one of a hundred other locally made sodas- or honestly just switch to water and tea, your kidneys and teeth will appreciate it
How long until he replaces the Diet Coke button on the Resolute Desk with a soda fountain machine?
Go full on fast food with it.
- And it's brawndo
Don't get too close to James Quincey when he talks to you. You'll smell the shit on his nose.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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