Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.

And now I need a new keyboard ffs.

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Are you just drinking straight vodka? Maybe that's more your problem...
- You water down your vodka??? Psychopath.
  
  No, I'm just mixing it with cream and sugar
  
  I don't water down my vodka but sometimes I wine down my rum.
  
  (Had gluhwein and rum yesterday.)
- What, did you turn go straight from 16 to 30?
You need some new vodka. Priorities please.
- Now, this is good advice.
Drinking vodka in front of your computer is the real problem here.

Seriously, there is nothing cool or romantic about drinking.
- Don't worry I smoke shitloads of weed too.
Vodka is unlikely to hurt your keyboard.
Switch to everclear and you won’t have this problem.

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