Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.

And now I need a new keyboard ffs.

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Are you just drinking straight vodka? Maybe that's more your problem...
- You water down your vodka??? Psychopath.
  
  No, I'm just mixing it with cream and sugar
  
  I don't water down my vodka but sometimes I wine down my rum.
  
  (Had gluhwein and rum yesterday.)
- What, did you turn go straight from 16 to 30?
You need some new vodka. Priorities please.
- Now, this is good advice.
Vodka is unlikely to hurt your keyboard.
Drinking vodka in front of your computer is the real problem here.

Seriously, there is nothing cool or romantic about drinking.
- Don't worry I smoke shitloads of weed too.
Switch to everclear and you won’t have this problem.

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