As a Climate Scientist, I Knew It Was Time to Leave Los Angeles

Literally nowhere is safe anymore. Everything is a roll of the dice. Iowa had two "land hurricanes" in 3 years.

And as a scholar of Diogenes, I knew someone would write this.

Unbelievably crass. The funerals haven’t finished yet and some absolute ghoul said “you see, I have an education and I just knew something was up”