Lemmy is so weird. Some of the memes make me think that average audience here is 15 yrs old, but then there is the occasional post like this which only 70 year old ancient wizards will understand.
Growing up doesn't mean we stop finding a well timed fart funny. It means 70 years of memories is still tickled by a crude punchline. Old people and young people have the same sense of humor but slang causes transmission errors.
Bet
I resent that. I’m 38 and I distinctly remember this. RedHat 4.2 (Manhattan) circa 1997 I think. That was when I started messing with Linux.
Thank ya. as a red-neck american muhself Iz often feel lef tout of the fancy gizmo conversations yall be havin.
Just install them La'nuxes for them cozzy feelings.
Ah, old Red Hat. What memories. When I tell people my first distro was RedHat 5.2 I need to explain that I don't mean RHEL.
Hah, same/similar release as me --- family had dialup at the time, but I found "RedHat Linux Secrets 5.x" (with included CD) at a garage sale.
Nice, RH 5.2 was my fist stable long term install, and Slackware 7 was my second love... 😃
What in tarnation
What in the installation's goin on in there?
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Top text: At one point, Red Hat Linux had a "Redneck" language option for its installer. I'll just leave these images here: Four images of the Red Hat Linux installer with "Welcome to Red Hat Linux" above it and "/ between elements : selects : next screen" below. The first dialogue box reads: [Choose a Language] What language should we use during the installation process? English Czech French German Norwegian Redneck (selected) Romanian Turkish [OK]
Second dialogue box: [keyboard type] whichadese keyboards you got? tr_f-latin5 tr_q-latin5 tralt trf trq uk us-prokey us (selected) [yep]
Third dialogue box: [installation method] which kinda stuff has the packages, junior? Local CDROM (selected) NFS image hard drive FTP SMB image [yep] [back up!]
Fourth dialogue box: [note] stick in your Red Hat CD into dat coffee holder on the front [yep] [back]
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This was also in Mandrake Linux.
Because Mandrake was a Red Hat fork
This so funny funny lmafo! Howdy there partner, what parts ya come from.
Well see I come from that internets place out yonder, but I done need tuh git in that there kurnal whatcha ma callit and get r done no whut I'm talkin bout.
Core memory unlocked. This had to be Red Hat 7? One of the few releases before they ditched home/personal use and went all in on enterprise server.
yep
UwU when?
The future is now
Oh right. I forgot about that
I would use Linux much more for personal stuff if they had UwU language options.
whichadose
cotton eyed Joe approved.
The installer for VMware ESXi 7.0 (earliest version released in 2020) still had a Czechoslovakia option for keyboard layout selection.
Interesting! Just laziness or was that layout different from either Slovak or Czech?
Someone should totally recreate this language pack for a modern Linux Distro, or maybe even an interface language for lemmy?
Absolutely based
Is there a way to get it back in modern systems?
There are thousands more lines to translate, I’m afraid. However, it is opan source software so you can do it yourself by following the langpack documentation.
