They don't get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
52 0 Reply"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
44 0 ReplyHow on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
33 0 ReplyWe're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
30 0 ReplyTurbo Lover by Judas Priest
30 0 ReplyThey should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
26 0 ReplyThe national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.
22 0 ReplyEither Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
22 0 ReplyKilling in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
20 0 ReplyPokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.
19 0 ReplyI’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
17 0 ReplyI Fought the Law - The Clash.
16 0 ReplyDon't stop me now -Queen
16 0 ReplyIt's Not Unusual
15 0 ReplyRage, Killing in the name
15 0 ReplyTake the power back - Rage Against the Machine
15 0 ReplyBad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.
14 0 ReplyAny.
12 0 ReplyLet the bodies hit the floor.
It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.
12 0 ReplyYakety sax
They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot
12 0 ReplyI'm shipping out to Boston
11 0 ReplyBANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse
I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.
Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲
11 0 Replyblitzkrieg bop by the ramones
11 0 ReplyParticle Man by TMBG, of course.
10 0 ReplyWhat's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?
10 0 ReplyTubthumping.
10 0 Reply"I want candy" by mc Chris?
or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...
edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers
double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"
triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category
10 0 ReplyThe Star Wars cantina song.
10 0 ReplyRATM... Killing in the Name Of
9 0 ReplyGonna need that beat for footwork.
9 0 Replyit would depend on mood or reason.
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
9 0 ReplyThe entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.
If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.
9 0 ReplyGod‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash
9 0 ReplyNazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)
9 0 ReplyAny. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X
9 0 ReplyImmigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.
8 0 ReplyI'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.
8 0 ReplyMinistry - Ass Clown
Pretty much any Ministry song will do though
8 0 ReplyKind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
8 0 ReplyNobody speak by DJ Shadow.
The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.
7 0 ReplyFinal Countdown
7 0 ReplyLimp Bizkit - Break Stuff
7 0 ReplyFirst song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.
7 0 Reply4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.
7 0 ReplyWhen the doom music hits
6 0 ReplySomeone should put this in a playlist and post it on !oddlyspecificplaylists@sh.itjust.works
6 0 Replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF2RdtLMNQ
Against me! - Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious
6 0 ReplyFuck Nazi Sympathy - Aus-Rotten
6 0 ReplySo Much Better by Eminem
Or
I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang
6 0 ReplyKilling In The Name by RATM. Or Hot n Cold by Katy Perry.
6 0 ReplyThe entire Rage Against the Machine discography. I have a lot of punching to do.
5 0 ReplyBootscraper - Lamb of God
5 0 Reply4'33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?
5 0 ReplyBreaking the law obv
5 0 ReplyI've got to be honest: it's probably ska. I don't even like ska all too much, but I think it would fuel my rage.
5 0 ReplyDown Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine
5 0 ReplyPayback - Slayer
5 0 ReplyPrimus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
5 0 ReplyMomma said knock you out
5 0 ReplyNot a meme
Funny? Kind of. However it isn't a meme
4 0 ReplyDethharmonic, by Dethklok
4 0 ReplyRammstein
4 0 ReplyNobody speak - DJ Shadow Music video is perfect - https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY
4 0 ReplyClubbed to Death by Rob Dougan from The Matrix. I want a video of the festivities to watch again and again too.
4 0 Reply"Won't You Be My Neighbor", Mister Rogers.
4 0 ReplyThat Smash Bros. Song with the Latin chanting
4 0 ReplySpecial for the occasion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrEB2DA2P0
4 0 ReplyAmerican Idiot. Kinda cliché I know but it's a pretty hype song that would get me pumped up lol
4 0 ReplyPick a short one. Those dudes old af
4 0 ReplyI fuck around by the melvins
4 0 ReplyA World on Fire - Bo Burnham
4 0 ReplyProud to be an American-Lee Greenwood
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyWelcome to the Jungle - Gunz n' roses
or
This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
4 0 ReplyHocus Pocus by Focus
4 0 ReplyIn-A-Gadda-Da-Vida I want to take my time
3 0 ReplyDon't worry be happy!
3 0 ReplyMetalingus by Alter Bridge, gotta get me in a fighting mood.
3 0 ReplyDefinitely something punk...either the Interrupters Take Back the Power or Flogging Molly's What's Left of the Flag.
3 0 Reply3 0 ReplyRaining Blood - Slayer
3 0 ReplyThe final countdown
3 0 ReplyElectric Six - Down at McDonaldz
3 0 ReplyReady to Die - Andrew W.K.
3 0 ReplyEat Steel by Gwar has the right energy
3 0 ReplyIt's probably a boring answer but Deify by Disturbed. That, or I could go with something completely out of left field like this.
3 0 ReplyKMFDM - Sex On The Flag
2 0 ReplyPlanet Shit by Every Time I Die
2 0 ReplyAge of Aquarius - two birds with one stone?
2 0 ReplyBruce Lee vs The Kiss Army by Guttermouth
2 0 ReplySuper Hero by Faith No More.
2 0 ReplyIt's a good day (to fight the system) by shungudzo, followed up by Nina Simone's recording of Feeling Good.
2 0 ReplyWar by IDLES
2 0 Reply2 0 ReplyI'm going with "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. Seems white castley and ass kicky.
2 0 ReplyTo the Hellfire by Lorna Shore.
2 0 ReplyFight Back by Restraining Order. "If it feels like we're under attack, know that we're gonna fight back!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lrtYMpBNmw
2 0 ReplyKMFDM Anarchy or Dead Prez Police State
2 0 ReplyOld school, Eye of the Tiger.
2 0 ReplyClaudeland, by Highly Suspect
1 0 ReplyProbably something from an anime, like those hyped up japanese songs that play on Digimon when they are powering up.
1 0 ReplyBoth answers are aquarius
1 0 ReplyI always thought someone should do a fight scene to Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
I guess sometimes you need to be the change you want to see in the world
1 0 ReplyFree Bird, specially the solo on repeat.
1 0 ReplyI was going to say Twist by Korn, but I’m really digging the Barbie Girl suggestion
1 0 ReplySnarky Puppy - Lingus
1 0 ReplyThe PRIDE theme To quote a Napoleon: "This song makes me stand up while shittimg, just to see what happens."
1 0 ReplyPropeller heads: take California
Not because it's the right song or the right words but because the baseline just slaps
1 0 ReplyGonna be a coin toss between Mr. Highway's Thinking About the End by A Day To Remember, or Gasoline by I Prevail
Honourable mention goes to Winning by C.H.A.Y.
1 0 ReplyBetween the Buried and Me - Mordecai
1 0 ReplyKick Out The Jams as performed by RATM.
1 0 ReplyEither E1M1 or Those Who Fight Further
1 0 ReplyMegalo box theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Otfjb70-EA
1 0 ReplyMother Anarchy loves her sons, im making my motivations extremely clear
1 0 ReplyCaught In A Mosh, by Anthrax
1 0 Reply