Sick of woke ugly men in my Vidya games

Not sure if thats a parody of Gamers complaining about "ugly" women or if they are serious and also stupid on the same level

Pretty sure that’s a parody, in response to where folks edit women in the same manner, like this shit: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-the-hire-fans-lol-meme-the-viral-dei-copypasta-being-used-to-criticize-the-witcher-4-haters-explained
- Original Chuddish: "Hire fans lol"
  
  Translated to English: "I've never once seen a real woman from up close (they always run away and call me a freak)"
- Am I alone in finding the "fan" image for Ciri even more off-putting than the original one, even if Ciri was doing something where attractiveness was relevant? People who wear that much makeup end up in the uncanny valley for me.
I'm pretty sure it's a parody, but it'd be hilariously unhinged if it became real.
So poes law is alive and well.
Yes

There's no forcing. I actually didn't look in the mirror my first playthrough and I stand by that choice

Wait a minute, he looks different if you don't look in the mirror in his apartment? I think it's time I replay this game...
- Not different, it's just fuzzy and you can't make out the face, I did the same thing in one of my playthroughs
🤯

I actually thought this kind of degenerate nonsense was someone joking but today I saw a mod for Baldur's Gate 3 to make Gortash "handsome," so I'm obviously out of touch.

Gortash actually is supposed to be younger and more attractive, according to the narrator at several points.

i still haven’t finished this game because i don’t want it to be over. even though i haven’t played it in months, i can take comfort in knowing im not truly done with it

There's more to see if you go through it as a different "character"
- my problem goes deeper than you might initially expect. i have made many many characters for this game. however, none of them have finished it
I still haven't finished this game because the variety of choices and behavior gives me paralyzing FOMO
- yeah i have been having that problem too. i kept making new characters and reloading saves to see what would happen. i know it ends up making the experience worse but i just can’t help myself. i need to know. i also need to have all the fun stat boosting items and then i find myself optimizing the fun out of the game.

This is my favorite internet gag lately.

In my game I got him to stop grinning...

OG joel looks better. Only reason the new guy at the top looks better is because hes vaguely reminiscent of luigi

Good call!
- I didnt see shit
I'm glad I'm not the only one with that thought!
That's came to my mind too. Seems like I'm not the only one who noticed it.

I only see a disco man, as handsome as Hjelmdallerman himself, doing THE EXPRESSION. I bet he is doing the fuck a lot.

god, thanks to these meme, i hate all people equally again

Fire Hans lol

Mr. Cody?

Before and after Corn Cream. (order unknown)
doctor mister cody

A male protagonist should always look like he either just fucked a bear, or got fucked by a bear. The one on the left meets both of these criteria and is passable.

I bet the people who do this aren't very attractive. So weird...

Unironically didn't like this game because I couldn't customise my character. Like ffs a skill check for a tie? Really?

Get up now, grab one from the dresser and tie a full Windsor, one try, no YouTube tutorials.

See why the skill check?
- I tied one every day for my high school uniform.
My first death in this game came from succumbing to a massive heart attack while trying to acquire/equip said tie.
- Actually would've given me an aneurysm and caused me to die irl
Harry is someone that already exists and has relationships in the world, usually those sorts or RPGs don't let you customize much. It's like Geralt or Link. But you do get to develop your personality more through dialogue.

As for the tie skill check, the rest of the game is better about saving skill checks for more difficult tasks. It's just there at the start to reinforce how much of a mess your character is. You can come back later when the negative modifiers clear and it's easier.
- Idk I'm still not convinced I would enjoy the experience if I sunk more time in. Everything I did was sooooo tedious and hard to do. I got to the point where I have to get a guy's body out of a tree and just could not do it failing multiple times using multiple methods entirely arbitrarily. Like why set up some sort of crime I need to solve if I am going to not just hindered, but entirely blocked from taking the most basic of steps.
  
  Fr I have never felt less agency while playing a video game. Let me do things damnit!
  
  Insert joke about communist developers taking away muh freedum

Hot Harry? 😨

Maybe I should drink less...

That's what I imagine Raphaël Ambrosius Cousteau looks like.

Based

The funny thing is that conventionally its the left one that was attractive. Todays standards for men are actually more traditionally feminine. I dont really care but its funny to find gaping holes in logic like this.

Todays standards for men are actually more traditionally feminine

*giggles in baroque and rococo*

Do you mean like men liking blue, instead of pink? As traditionally blue is a gentle colour, meant for girls, whereas pink is strong and vibrant, and meant for boys.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1650–1700_in_Western_fashion

"Unwoked" Joel is just Liam Hemsworth.

Jaw too big! 😠