Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason

You just need to move the hyphen:

Kim Jung un-bans hotdogs for North Koreans

When Kim Jong-un goes on a diet, everyone goes on a diet!

According to Radio Free Asia...

We find the real source of the story buried near the bottom to avoid embarrassment. Must have been a slow news day in New Zealand 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hey Kim:

“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”

How do people keep up with all these petty laws? If my country banned hotdogs there's a decent chance I'd miss the announcement and accidentally put a frankfurter in a bun. I could miss it completely and I have internet! How does your average person on North Korea find out about this ban on putting sausages in bread?

I guess we're posting The Sun and The New York Post articles now...?

We joke about hotdogs being mystery meat, but North Korean hotdogs have to be a terrifying enigma of amalgamated animal proteins.

https://youtu.be/ACmydtFDTGs?si=ugORdAEEb_VLEBcu

Why are you all believing this obvious piece of false information?

Cold hot dogs are allowed. Got it.

Post was falsely reported as "tabloid" and erroneously removed.

Restored:

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/new-zealand-herald/

High Credibility sources should never be removed.

Damn he is really listening to Kennedy Jr.

Scrounging around for components for their nukes I see..

Well there goes my dream of eating a hotdog in North Korea.

UH OH HOT DOG!

Alright, now he's crossed the line!

I really want to balance a tea set on his hair. So flat.

They are gross anyways.

He doesn't want any reminders of the throat goat Trump in his country

Can't imagine they import them. Just don't make them then.