(Mildly NSFW) Welp, I guess that's it. The single photo that got my ~10-year-old, 60k+ karma Reddit account "permanently suspended."
(Mildly NSFW) Welp, I guess that's it. The single photo that got my ~10-year-old, 60k+ karma Reddit account "permanently suspended."
Went out with a bang. Absolutely worth it. I had to delete my account myself, what a hassle.
49 0 ReplyThey permanently banned my 9yo account with 2 million karma for using the "boxes of Liberty" metaphor in a highly up voted comment about Republicans taking away access to voting. They said it was a threat of violence. 🙄 Meanwhile fascists make literal death threats in conservative subs with no consequences.
The site has systematically been banning high volume contributors who aren't right wing enough for at least the last 3 months. They, like Twitter, are trying to suppress the voices of people who are against fascism. It is deliberate and planned.
33 0 ReplyHot. (But could you mark NSFW? Thanks. Nearly creamed myself in the office)
20 0 ReplySports Illustrated swimsuit cover!
18 0 ReplyYeah, it's because of the messed up leg, the rule clearly stated only "Sexy Pictures of John Oliver", not "Eldrich abomination that looks like John Oliver".
15 0 ReplyI mean...yea. You damn near broke the internet with this.
14 0 ReplyWhat a perfect way to go. Incredible. Your account died with honor!
13 0 Reply@ivanafterall can you please mark this 18+/nsfw.
13 0 ReplyBig "Gentlemen, it has been an honor to serve with you all," energy.
12 0 ReplyCongratulations!
11 0 ReplyWhat a truly fabulous way to go down though :P
11 0 ReplyDoes anyone else have a craving to eat a peach right now?
11 0 ReplyWorth it!
10 0 ReplyOf course they suspended you! You can't sell beef jerky, diapers, and car insurance with naked Photoshops of John Oliver.
10 0 ReplyWhat an absolutely chad way to go out. Honestly I'm jealous.
Farewell to your ancient Reddit account.
o7
10 0 ReplyLmao they banned you for that? That’s incredibly legendary of you.
10 0 ReplyTotally worth it. What a way to go.
10 0 ReplyHow dare they. This is art!
8 0 ReplyWell you certainly went out on a high note!
8 0 ReplyTotally expect to see this in the next "last week tonight"
8 0 Reply@ivanafterall I love everything about this - the picture, the subreddit rules, and the way you went out. Brava/o!
8 0 ReplyThey really are losing it over there.
8 0 Reply@ivanafterall they are now actively banning folks for using the pictures subreddit as intended? good grief.
8 0 ReplyGoing out with a bang. We salute you.
8 0 ReplyThere are some things that are just too sexy for the internet.
7 0 ReplyWow, what a way to go. Congrats!
7 0 Replywhat a way to go o7
7 0 Replyi wonder what john thinks of becoming this protest's dark horse? lol
7 0 ReplyI'm not gay, but I'm starting to have doubts. 🤔
7 0 Replythank you for your sacrifice
7 0 ReplyI opened this in public and
6 0 ReplyWell done.
6 0 Replysavage
6 0 Replydammit, i wish i had thought of this before nuking everything lmao
6 0 ReplyGatDAHM Jamie, what you doing all cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon? 🥵
6 0 ReplyThis is literately 1984
6 0 ReplyHoly shit! John is looking good!!
6 0 ReplyThat is absolutely fucking hilarious! Well done! What an exit!
6 0 ReplyThis is just blessed content.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
6 0 ReplyI'm OOTL, what's the joke here?
6 0 ReplyHow can they ban such artwork, it's outrageous! 😡
6 0 ReplyWear that shit as a badge of honor
6 0 ReplyHaha Reddit is clearly losing the plot.
5 0 ReplyLOL.. fuck Reddit!! fuck spez!! 🖕🖕 btw
5 0 ReplyWell... Own fault you blew reddit with sexiness!
5 0 ReplyLegend
5 0 Reply5 0 ReplySorry for your loss, but what a fabulous way to go out! Bravo!
5 0 ReplyGod speed soldier! Your account's sacrifice will not be forgotten.
5 0 ReplyI hope he sees this and does a segment on the whole thing!
4 0 ReplyPerfect last post! I'm boycotting reddit but SO tempted to visit r/pics and witness the Jamie Oliververse
4 0 ReplyI love this.
4 0 ReplyThat is a giga-chad move :)
4 0 ReplyLegend!
3 0 ReplyBravo, you nearly made me spit my coffee out.
3 0 ReplyWell, I guess there is a way to delete all your comments on reddit: delete all your content, post this glorious picture, get permabanned before they restore your comments.
3 0 ReplyIvanafterall the absolute legend.
2 0 ReplyIt looks like you broke the rule that doesn't allow porn.
2 0 ReplyIf you gotta go. Go out swinging.
I couldn't think of anything creative or witty and hit the delete button on mine.
2 0 ReplyIs this AI generated? Lmao this is amazing. Also Reddit admins suspended your account for this? That is overstepping A LOT. I think you deserve a Sexy John Oliver reward or something
2 0 ReplyStamp it on the tombstone for the account, what a helluva way to go out.
2 0 ReplyChad
2 0 Reply@ivanafterall deservedly
2 0 Replythank you for your service o7
2 0 Replythank you for your service and making my day haha
2 0 ReplyIt's beautiful
1 0 ReplyI'm not gay, but... Ok, I'm gay now..
1 0 ReplyThis is a work of beauty. True art and the best way to leave Reddit.
1 0 ReplyAnd such a beautiful way to go too.
1 0 ReplyThey banned my 9930 karma account for reposting this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFAsTnOpCCM&pp=ygUPa2lsbGluZyBhc3RvbGZv
1 0 Reply@ivanafterall WORTH IT
1 0 ReplyThats hilarious, well done!
1 0 ReplyThey couldn't handle perfection 😤
1 0 Reply