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Maintain eye contact while inhaling deeply
Makes her sexier?
The confidence behind being able to admit to… what is a normal bodily function… is sexy, yes.
The fart itself? Meh. It just is.
(Unless it pops out and says something apocalyptic, then I suggest you hold your breath.)
Realistic, excellent icebreaker!
windbreaker?
Keeper
"Same."
"Nice. High five!"
Smell my essence! Does it please you?
Hey, want to go get some tacos?
Can I use your corner to fart too?
But bathrooms tho
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