Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'

This guy needs more luigi in his life

Larry Ellison is one of the biggest pieces of shit and Oracle can go fuck themselves.

Lets use it only on citizens who are billionaires to make sure they remain on their best behavior.

A symptom of believing they are better than others.

And by "citizens" you mean slaves.

Who's watching the billionaires?

There's a different solution that can ensure billionaires will be on their best behavior.

ORACLE - One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

I heard a guy tell a story about a vast AI-fueled cluster of bombs strapped to Larry's head set to trigger if he says objectively inhumane, anti-democratic shit can ensure Larry stays a lot quieter.

Remember, remember the 4th of December...

Should work pretty good if the IRS uses it for tax audits.

Tim Allen with bad facial hair looking motherfucker

He looks like the plastic version of Tim Allen as Santa from that Christmas movie.

1984

you hear a sudden beep in your ears

"Sir you've not been smiling. We really want citizens to be smiling!"

The rich really think we'll buy a prison as a utopia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon

i'm just gonna leave this here

Can we apply it to tax cheats first?

Police could already use drones operated by humans to chase people. It's already possible and already safer. For some reason the police don't seem to give a shit about that. Their leaders don't care, and their leaders' leaders don't care. But go ahead billionaire man with AI, change the world.

Fascist fuck

Hypothetically, if Larry was eaten, would other billionaires be on their best behavior and stop positing fascist control mechanisms?

And now you know why everyone hates Oracle.

We don't need citizens to be on their best behavior, we need millionaires and billionaires to be on their best behavior.

WAH-hoo!

add him to the list

Dude looks like he's one line of coke away from a heart attack...

Yeah, and a simple wooden construction with a movable metal blade keeps billionaires on their best behaviour. Or at least it did in the 18th century.

By all accounts, Larry is a piece of shit.

Literally 1984.

He can keep dreaming. People are angry and will fucking eat him alive. I can feel the anger in the air.

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.

You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN7XLCRhc&t=2308s

But...we got video evidence of someone already having murdered a ceo. It didn't seem to stop the ceo from getting shot tho, remarkable. 🤔

I used to think I was heading toward abject poverty as our bs systems were going into more bs but now Im getting more hopeful. Maybe I will be dead or in prison.

Father Luigi won't you spare us from this clown

'citizens will be on their best behavior'

Compliant. He means compliant.

they just can't help saying the quiet part out loud

Somebody read or watched 1984 and thought that's a wonderful idea. Or is he just trying to cozy up to the Chinese government? Or the drugs long term effects are kicking in? Who knows.

We need another Luigi for this asshole.

That dude was never on his best behavior. And now he wants to punish anyone that is going to out live him.

it is an attitude that happens to many rich old people; how dare you live past them and enjoy it.

what he really means is that "me and my buddies are fucking everyone else and we are afraid that there will be retaliation so we need mass surveillance"

Larry I am sure you will be on your best behavior as well.

including YOU and other leeches?!

ya. didn't think so.

One
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How about using it on the billionaires instead?

He's one of the owners of X, he and like 20 other people invested with Musk

Larry and his ultra-rich megawank friends can all go first and show us the way

Time to 3d these people.

Print licensing agreements for all oracle products and shove them up your ass

The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison - God Doesn't Think He's Larry Ellison

Larry "Xi Jinping" Ellison

So billionaires will pay the right amount of taxes! Oh wait!

Ah, the Panopticon. How novel.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Give the entirety of Lana'i to the Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the sea on a raft or something.

Well, if you own a world inhabited by a few billion people, you want to make sure they’re optimally generating value for you and not bringing down the value of your holdings.

Queue countdown before this guy's skeletons come out...

Panopticon will not be the way

The text is behind a paywall and I would actually like to see the details of what this idiot fuck said.

Lemme guess... Based on oracle no doubt. The wrong people are gonna prosper the next 4 years.

Ellison made the comments as he spoke to investors earlier this week during an Oracle financial analysts meeting ...

Ellison said AI would be used in the future to constantly watch and analyze vast surveillance systems, like security cameras, police body cameras, doorbell cameras, and vehicle dashboard cameras.

"We're going to have supervision," Ellison said. "Every police officer is going to be supervised at all times, and if there's a problem, AI will report that problem and report it to the appropriate person. Citizens will be on their best behavior because we are constantly recording and reporting everything that's going on."

Ellison also expects AI drones to replace police cars in high-speed chases. "You just have a drone follow the car," Ellison said. "It's very simple in the age of autonomous drones."

It will just mean that the citizens will ill-intent will find ways to use the same tools against the surveillance system.

Not to mention, most of the people NOT on their best behavior will be the guys running the companies and agencies running the system.

Broke guy Agent641 says a vast self-funded purchase of plastic water pistols and a sample pot of black house paint can ensure that Larry is wrong.

Hahaha this was literally the story arc of season 7 of Elementary.