How dumb are you? Yes.

That is a life altering injury…

Pick her up by the head after piledriving her spine is the best way to straighten things out. UR OK BBY

Yeah immediately stand her up. Great thinking all the way through

That wasn’t the piledriver she wanted

I thought that was a fast food counter. Turns out it was just a massive kitchen.

Isn't that a wrestling move?

Dumb wealthy people doing Darwin award shit should be more common.