Generation gap

The names are fucking stupid, but man having some choice is really nice.

I just like having the approximate THC content listed on the package. Choice doesn't really matter much when all I care about is if it will work as a drug

Used to be the case when buying in person, but we've evolved with the times and the darknet lol

Really does make a big difference for medical use to be able to consistently get the same strain and not just whatever your dealer has in that week.

My plug keeps it simple with 2 choices: the regular stuff and the good stuff

Why are they crying? They have legal weed in steady supply. The other guys are smoking whatever someone's cousin grew in their basement and they had to hang out with him for an hour before he sold them the underweight bag.

It's not just about legality. A friend's dad was basically a pot sommelier in California in the 90s and 00s.

They try to make it so gimmicky just like craft beer

Modern weed called shit like "space chungus tripple skunk" just sends me into a paranoid spiral.

I was raised on bush weed and Aussie bastard cannabis and I'll forever be a bush weed and ABC lover.

Unsolicited fun (?) fact: I have come to learn that weed stains are often named for their parent strains the same way exploited animals are.
E.g. Lemon Haze is Lemon Skunk and Silver Haze. I guess they just keep adding names lol
I'm with you though, I grow my own (from purchased seeds) and just toss the whole harvest together with no regard for the integrity of the unique strains lol
- Waiting for lemon diesel kush skunk haze funk cookies punch girl
Modern weed called shit like "space chungus tripple skunk" just sends me into a paranoid spiral. I was raised on bush weed and Aussie bastard cannabis and I'll forever be a bush weed and ABC lover.
I must be especially deranged. One of the strains on my bucket list to grow is an ABC cross. She's beautiful.
https://www.7eastgenetics.com/regular-seeds/75-drunken-bastard-f4.html
- Cool to see appreciation o'er the pond for our weird little dubious bush.
  Sadly it's hard to reliably find here these days. I reckon could grow it in a herb harden and nobody could tell it from sage et al.

Is Ford Focus kush similar to Honda Civic ketamine?

Cybertruck Meth. It's overly expensive, will kill you, and you'll alienate all your friends and family.
Friends don't let friends Cybertruck.

I've actually seen a strain named AK-47 while visiting a dispensary with my friends

"Yo man what strain are we smoking?"

"BRATATATATATATATATATATAT"

"Aw man, I prefer AR15"