Today we learnt...

What a horrible day to have genitals.

Why did I learn how to read?

Ok I guess we both have it bad

As a pussy haver. What the fuck

I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.

I'll keep my ding dong, thanks.

W-what?

Relax guys. We all know girls don't fart.

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

im with everyone here. what the fuck

The old witches kiss

What the fuck

(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.

When I shit my dick touch the water

My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.

The requeefining.

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should've seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.