Not gonna lie, "enforcing the line between ketchup and tomato sauce" isn't the sort of thing I'd expect the government to be into, but I guess I'm not mad about it?
Doesn't stop you from adding modified corn starch to it until it's a weak tomato pudding/gravy. Wait, that's what they already do. High quality ketchup was originally a jam (reduction of tomato fruit).
/S JUST JOSHIN' BROTHER, THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE COMPRISED OF CITIZENS WORKING FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL CITIZENS. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR HOG CRANKING AROOOOO
I’ve been trying to use google to
understand this reference but it’s late for me, are you talking about the Heinz ad with the song “anticipation” from the 1970’s? Or is there a story i missed