MAGA really having a hard on for attacking our neighbors and taking their land

Legitimately what is wrong with these people?

They want a fascist leader and to invade their neighbours?

They know how that historically ends right?

Like the "you won't let me say a slur so I'm gonna be a nazi" thing was kinda supposed to be an overly reductive meme, but this guy's just out there living it.

How about we start by making Puerto Rico and DC states

This is how it begins. You keep calling territory that isn't yours your territory until it sounds normal to those that you have created a cult or pact with. Then it doesn't seem so abnormal when you decide it is yours.

People who voted Trump in are actually fucking stupid.

Meanwhile, in reality, they are terrified of letting Puerto Rico become a state because it might threaten their delicate gerrymandered hegemony in Congress by adding two more senators and one or more representatives. This "map" is the fever dream of a lead-poisoned, terminally MAGA moron.

Yo, why do they want the Caribbean? They already have P.R. and they treat it like an S.T.D. they're ignoring.

Wait. I thought they didn't want foreigners coming into the US, doesn't this defeat the purpose of keeping them out?

That's big fucking talk from a country that couldn't hold-on to half a Vietnam.

So they are planning on invading an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark? A part of EU and UN.

All this talk of expanding the USA from everyone is.... concerning.

Also this map includes Iceland, northern Sicily and the Faroe Islands. What?

Seeing as they mention America's 250th birthday I am going to mention that the average lifespan of an empire is 250 years.

Totally not fascist.

Canada, Panama and Greenland (Denmark) should not worry. Every single fucking loser MAGAt will have a copy of Cadet Bone Spur's 1968 doctors note excusing them from military service.

My first thought was, fuck yeah! I'm game for a North American Union. But it appears that's not what they meant.

And Texas? To shreds you say?

Real putin Energy that one.

I'd like to know what they plan to do with Iceland and Sicily. Two very oddball selections there. At least The Philippines was once a US territory.

I love how even unconsciously they can't take Mexico. I know it's most probably racism, but we still prevail prior to come back.

It's not only economically silly because they would lose the entirety of Europe, but it's also an insult Canada.

Canada was there on DDay, 9/11 and countless other tragedies / disasters. I doubt this would be popular with americans in the military. Theyve been fighting alongside canadians for decades if not a century now.

How come they want a little chunk of Mexico and all of Nicaragua, but they don't the rest of Mexico?

I know that End Wokeness is just jack posobiec, but im curious where this map even came from. It reeks of the same energy as that "Decolonized Europe" Map that Russian imperialists post, where every euro country has been balkanized *except for the Slavic brothers Serbia and Russia, who have both grown considerably larger)

they've both got that Nazi Ick

https://i.redd.it/7bi4vhx7bne91.png

"the peace president" they said...No war they said.

Mhmm

Representing the "Free State of Jefferson" in Southern Oregon but failing to acknowledge "Greater Idaho" these weirdos don't even know what's really going on. As a PNW resident, I'm dissapointed.

Maybe try to govern one country without fucking it up again.

Idiocy aside, does anyone know what this map actually represents (because I'm guessing, with Italy and Iceland in there, it's probably not a map of military conquest)?

IS THAT SICILY!? Please maga cunts do try to go there. Sicilian people are ready to luigid you out this world, do you remember that pussy baby mike lynch?

& they wonder why we call them fascists.

This is why.

Maga is just little kids in the body of grown men. Also all of those states would vote dem or even third party if this actually happened so republicans would cease to exist.

Yeah sure… but start by adopting the metric system, then we’ll talk.

(And stop with the 1$ bills… what a waste)

Wait, why did they make Texas five states?

Settler state wants more land to settle

Deranged fascists: We need to redraw the maps of the states to make it more even, Texas should be split up.

OK so how about California?

Deranged fascists: ....

How about new york?

Deranged fascists: ...

(The other 46 states)

What bout Wyoming?

Deranged fascists: yes split it, up we'll call it AB(raham?) And it'll have the population of a Chicago suburb.

So abolish the United States and replace it with a union of North American nations? I'd be cool with that.

I'm surprised they didn't just stretch the northern states to consume Canada. Perhaps they are afraid of giga Michigan and it's immense power.

Fuck Haiti, amirite?

Mexican here. Those are the states unpleasant accents so I'm on board with this plan.

Northern Sicily had me rolling, especially without Gibraltar.

Where's this from? (I'm probably out of the loop.)

Whoever it is, I at least appreciate that they didn't fuck up MIMAL or his pan of Kentucky-fried chicken.

The State of Jefferson garbage in northern California is laughable. None of those clowns understand that states need to produce something to be financially viable, lest they simply mooch off of the federal government.

That area of CA produces nothing of real value, but then again, most red states do just mooch off of the federal government...

I'm a big fan of Cascadia. This map is just imperialist madness.

I wonder if this American expansionism is going to cause friction with Putin. There's o way in he'll he is going to support it.

I seriously think they’re looking at the Mercator versions of these maps and are having serious size envy. Trump probably thinks Russia is massive (granted it’s twice the size of the US) and wants the US to be that big too. If he knew the size of Africa he’d probably be going after that instead.

Huh, so the US is Russia now?

We need that land as a um..safety buffer. yeah. Its for our safety. We dont feel comfortable around Canadians and Mexicans. Or our fellow Americans for that matter, they will need to go elsewhere.

Is that the Philippines in the corner there?

Reminds me of Japan taking Hawaii in terms of how far of a stretch it is.

Locusts.

Idiot forgot Mexico was mentioned too

Is there a reason they only want some of central america? And why only part of those islands? Might as well make it all solid as long as we're dreaming.

Not Haiti? Hahaha

Glad they didn't divide ontario between the crazy side and southern ontario

Lol why not the rest of Mexico and Haiti as well?

Blue MAGA prefers puppet governments installed by a CIA coup.

Obviously a lot of dumb here, but I'm most curious about the dividing of some of the existing states.

Like, I assume LN is Lincoln? But I thought the Lincoln movement was something on the East Cost, along Tennessee or something?

Texas being divided up with AU (Austin?) Being the biggest chunk is interesting. Not sure what's up with the chopping up on Oklahoma and Sequoia (?) though.

What's with that AB business in Wyoming?

Also interesting that California would encompass all of the Baja Peninsula. I would have figured that would have broken off as its own state (BJ for Baja probably would have been too awkward for the conservative that drafted this, but maybe BC for Baja California?)

I'd love to hear more about these if anyone can point me to references.

I wasn't aware American fascists wanted to share a country with Sinaloans. They keep saying the opposite in fact

If the zios can do it, why not their daddy?

The thumbnail on the account says "I support the former things"

Surely this is satire, even for them that's too stupid a quote

This was a map posted on a map subreddit a while ago, as a kind of alternative history/future. I can't remember the details but I remember seeing it.

Trump's voting base don't have the skill to make work like this, nor apparently the imagination. What this is indicative of is that a portion Trump's voting base is dreaming of war and conquest, and in lieu of recent comments by Trump, Trump too.

Don't question the map, I'm sure someone with some time can find the original poster but it would have been made for some fun.

Iceland? Seriously?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of our price range.

They’re following their leader, putin

israel doing it’s colonialism via its puppet

funny how the hypocrites supporting the genocide by biden are now crying about every little thing from the more evil party

As a bo us, guess who benefits from normalizing this kind of rethoric...

I'm really fascinated with the way they redrew West Virginia to annex parts of Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Kentucky but cede territory to Ohio and Maryland.

Weird.

There are probably a thousand comments to be made, but the one I'll say is, MAGA thinks Texas, The Lonestar State, is going to cede territory? We can't even agree on statehood for DC or Puerto Rico.