Bro I am a manager myself and I dont trust my Manager. These shitty corporate structure are the worst.
54 0 ReplyMy manager is super nice and I know well that if it helps his career he would shank me in the bathrooms.
39 0 ReplyLol so fucking true
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Also, relevant Ryan George: https://youtu.be/gnWutAm4En4
52 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure that this is the most high res version of this meme I've seen to date.
38 0 ReplyThis ones been sitting on someone's hard drive since the early days of the meme, before compression artifacts rotted it.
17 0 ReplyThat or maybe AI cleanup
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There are three things that claim they are family: relatives, work, and The Olive Garden. Out of those things, only one provides unlimited bread sticks. I know which one I'm going with.
26 0 ReplyCan't go wrong with those bread sticks.
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Reaply: My mother was abusive and my father left when I was 6. I don't want a family; I want a living wage.
22 0 ReplyMy bosses boss told me this. I stopped him right there and told him flat out I'm here for a check and that's it. I don't care about anyone here. They all could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn't shed a tear. Didn't like that comment very much 🤣
21 0 ReplyIn the future I recommend lying
35 0 ReplyOh i didn't get in trouble for it as I didn't break any rules. I speak my mind regardless who I'm talking to. When I'm at work i care about myself only and everyone else i run over with a bus if they interfere with me. Ezpz.
9 0 Replywhy? to be a lying boot licker like everyone else?
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I've never seen an HD version of this picture before.
19 0 ReplyThe trick is to see the meme early, save it because funni and eternally true, and then much later plumb the archives for good memes to give to Lemmy
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When life gives you lemons, find a new family.
18 0 ReplyMy family sure is stingy with their money lately...
17 0 ReplyYou wouldn't fire your family, would you?
15 0 Reply14 0 ReplyTerrifying.
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"Nah, I'm here for the money."
12 0 ReplyBoss: "In this company we are a family"
Me: intstantly gets a hard on for my coworkers
8 0 ReplyWhat are you doing step-PM!?!?
9 0 ReplyStep-Prime Minister?
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Gets stuck the company laundry machine
"What are you doing step-coworker?"
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You're expected to drop everything when your family needs you with no expectation of getting anything for all your sacrifice.
Yep - they definitely want you to see the company as family.
8 0 ReplyMy family needs to unionize.
6 0 ReplyEd Truck is the exact guy who told Michael coworkers were not family in the show lol
6 0 ReplyIf I am ever told we are like family, I'll gladly let whoever told me that know that if push comes to shove, I am not above murdering "family".
4 0 ReplyHe noticed you are applying to other jobs and now is trying to guilt trip you
2 0 ReplyThe other families are just as abusive. Stone skimming only gets you so far, before you hit the bottom.
It better to establish a foundation through unionisation.
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