Career day can be hard on a kid

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Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.
- God damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own
- This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.
His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.
[ Children's screams have been removed ]
No, fake news!

He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.
I laughed, and then felt bad about it.
Cold as ice
- unwilling to sacrifice, our kids
Lol savage
This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.
Lol

FTP
- what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit
  
  File Transfer Protocol
  
  Foil twisted pair- they're bragging that about how they're transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.
  
  Fuck the police
You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.

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